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02-06-2003, 08:54 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by his patients
made while he was performing colonoscopies: "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before." "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" "Can you hear me NOW?" "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!" "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?" "You know, in some states, we're now legally married." "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out.. You do the Hokey Pokey...." "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" "If your hand doesn't fit, you musta quit!" "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
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02-06-2003, 09:52 PM
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Apophis
 Join Date: October 19, 2001
Location: New York
Age: 37
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LOL, thats hilarious.
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02-06-2003, 11:33 PM
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Dracolisk
 Join Date: November 1, 2002
Location: Australia ..... G\'day!
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to quote Minsc
"what do you mean you cant find BOO" eeeewwwww [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]
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02-07-2003, 01:12 AM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: March 24, 2002
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kinda make you wonder whether he is doing his job or listening to people.
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