OK this is proper humour :D

[Drake]

One day a blonde woman was so fed up with all of the dumb blonde
jokes that she decided to kill herself. She took a rope outside
and found a suitable tree. She threw the rope over a branch and
proceeded to hang herself.

Soon two men came along and asked, "what are you doing?". She
replied, "I'm hanging myself." The two men looked at her and
said, "well usually if your trying to kill yourself you put the
rope around your neck." Then the Blonde said, "Duh, I tried that
but I couldn't breathe."




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Drake A.K.A. bocaj

[Drake]

3 blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of
tracks and started arguing about what kind of tracks they were.

The first blonde said, "I think they're deer tracks".

The secondblonde said, "I think they're dog tracks".

The third blonde said, "Well, I think they're cow tracks".

They were still arguing when the train hit them

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Drake A.K.A. bocaj

[Drake]

(A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question.)

Boy: Dad, is God a man or a woman?

Father: Both, son, both.

(After a short while the boy comes back.)

Boy: Dad, is God black or white?

Father: (After thinking for a short while) Both, son, both.

(After another wait, the boy comes back again)

Boy: Dad, is Michael Jackson God?



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Drake A.K.A. bocaj

[Drake]

ok last one I swear:

A rooster and a cat are walking over water on a bridge. The cat
slips and falls down into the water. The rooster starts laughing
hysterically. What's the moral of this story?

Wherever there is a wet ■■■■■ there is a happy cock!

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Drake A.K.A. bocaj

[Drake]

ok just one more:


WANTED
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.

But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.

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Drake A.K.A. bocaj

[Vaskez]

Yeah, I've seen that last one, LOL. U might have heard this one:

A blonde loses her job and starts running out of money. She decides to kidnap a kid from the local school and hold him for ransom. She hides behind a tree near the playground during lunchtime and when no teachers are looking runs out, grabs a little boy and takes him behind the tree. She writes a note saying: "I have kidnapped your son, deliver 1 million dollars and put it by the tree near the playground by tomorrow if you want him back alive." She then gives the note to the kid and tells him to go home.
The next day, as she expected there is a bag with one million dollars in at the base of the tree. There is a note attached: "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

[Drake]

LOL no I never heard that one LOL

how about this:

Must read out loud and fast
I'm sofa king
we tar did.

no offence intended

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Drake A.K.A. bocaj

[RudeDawg]

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. Being shrewd and diligent, business kept coming in and she soon realized she needed an in-house counsel.
Interviewing the first applicant, she said, "I am certain you can understand that in a business such as this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." Leaning forward, she asked, "Mr. Peters, are you an honest lawyer?"

"Honest?" Mr. Peters replied. "Without a doubt. Why I am so honest that when my father loaned me $20,000 for my education, I paid back every penny the moment I tried my first case."

"That's very impressive," she replied. "What sort of case was it?"

Squirming in his seat, he sheepishly replied, "He sued me for the money."





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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
and my girlfriends, Pamila and Phil

[Drake]

LOL


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Drake A.K.A. bocaj

[Vaskez]

Why do 4 cops sit in a cop car?
The 1st one knows how to drive, the 2nd knows the way there, the 3rd knows the way back and the 4th knows who knows what.