Jessica Simpson - Page 3

Ladyzekke · 08-17-2005, 05:39 PM

LOL I remember naked news.com from ages ago! Went there once out of curiosity, only saw women naked, but it was ridiculous, good for a laugh though LOL.

Bungleau · 08-17-2005, 06:14 PM

IIRC, LadyZ, they also have a section for the ladies... not that I'd ever know about such a thing. Read it in a review somewhere... yeah... that's it

SecretMaster · 08-18-2005, 02:13 AM

Did anyone see the "Daily Show with Jon Stewart" where they did a segment on how the Dukes of Hazzard movie is a disgrace to the T.V. show?

Lets just say it was quite hilarious, especially in regards to Jessica Simpson.

DrowArchmage · 08-20-2005, 11:06 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gangrell:
I don't have to refrain myself from humping the television when she comes on like most guys do.

Hey man i dont have to refrain myself. Its too hard,lol. Anyway there should be nothing wrong with giving you TV a good humping now and then.

Klorox · 08-21-2005, 07:26 PM

HAWT!

the new JR Jansen · 08-21-2005, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
as far as i'm concerned there can't be enough halfnekkid chicks on tv, ?

You mean like Janet Jackson

Link · 08-22-2005, 06:49 AM

Well, I've seen enough half-nekkid chicks on tv. Just watch a clip by 50 cent or some other anonymous rapper from the states and you'll see your share of 'babes'.

The fact that they're babes is debatable to say at the least. Most of the time they just have boobs the size of melons which doesn't even look attractive.

Why I am complaining? Because the women on tv are so easy these day! Where's the challenge!

Grojlach · 08-22-2005, 08:15 AM

Adam Green - Jessica (Right-click and save to disc)
Or watch the video here (video is nothing special, though).

Lyrics:

Quote:

Jessica Simpson
where has your love gone
it's not in your music, no.
You need a vacation
to wake up the cavemen
and take them to Mexico.

Jessica, Jessica Simpson, you've got it all wrong.
Your fraudulent smile, the way that you faked it the day that you died.

My body's in shambles
encrusted with brambles
that sharpen the air I breathe.
What's on the menu
Jessica can you
take down my order please.

Jessica, Jessica Simpson, you've got it all wrong.
your fraudulent smile, the way that you faked it the day that you died.

Tomorrow gets closer
a purple bulldozer
is calling you on the phone.
Your love life precedes you
your son-in-law feeds you
injections of Cortisone.

Jessica, Jessica Simpson, you've got it all wrong.
your fraudulent smile, the way that you faked it the day that you died.

Jessica Simpson where has your love gone
it's not in your music, so where has it gone?
then, Jessica...

johnny · 08-22-2005, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Link:
Well, I've seen enough half-nekkid chicks on tv. Just watch a clip by 50 cent or some other anonymous rapper from the states and you'll see your share of 'babes'.

The fact that they're babes is debatable to say at the least. Most of the time they just have boobs the size of melons which doesn't even look attractive.

Why I am complaining? Because the women on tv are so easy these day! Where's the challenge!

Sugar Lee Hooper is usually fully dressed up, is that enough of a challenge for you ?

[ 08-22-2005, 11:07 AM: Message edited by: johnny ]

Link · 08-22-2005, 11:19 AM

I'm not into bald chicks, sorry

08-17-2005, 05:39 PM	#21
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	LOL I remember naked news.com from ages ago! Went there once out of curiosity, only saw women naked, but it was ridiculous, good for a laugh though LOL. __________________ Reality Show Recaps

08-17-2005, 06:14 PM	#22
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	IIRC, LadyZ, they also have a section for the ladies... not that I'd ever know about such a thing. Read it in a review somewhere... yeah... that's it __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

08-20-2005, 11:06 AM	#24
DrowArchmage Mephistopheles Join Date: July 29, 2004 Location: Mt. Pleasant, MI Age: 33 Posts: 1,400	[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gangrell: I don't have to refrain myself from humping the television when she comes on like most guys do. Hey man i dont have to refrain myself. Its too hard,lol. Anyway there should be nothing wrong with giving you TV a good humping now and then. __________________ "Love is an odd thing, as odd a thing there is" -al'Lan Mandragoran, Last Lord of the Seven Towers

08-21-2005, 07:26 PM	#25
Klorox Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 21, 2004 Location: USA Age: 48 Posts: 1,168	HAWT! __________________ Baruk Khazad! Khazad ai-mênu! "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."-- Edmund Burke

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08-18-2005, 02:13 AM	#23
SecretMaster Apophis Join Date: October 19, 2001 Location: New York Age: 37 Posts: 4,666	Did anyone see the "Daily Show with Jon Stewart" where they did a segment on how the Dukes of Hazzard movie is a disgrace to the T.V. show? Lets just say it was quite hilarious, especially in regards to Jessica Simpson.

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Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 39 Posts: 5,888	Well, I've seen enough half-nekkid chicks on tv. Just watch a clip by 50 cent or some other anonymous rapper from the states and you'll see your share of 'babes'. The fact that they're babes is debatable to say at the least. Most of the time they just have boobs the size of melons which doesn't even look attractive. Why I am complaining? Because the women on tv are so easy these day! Where's the challenge!

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