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Old 05-03-2002, 09:45 PM   #1
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> >
> > Here's something to think about.. Ever wonder about those people who
> > say they are giving more than 100%? We've all been to those meetings
where
> >
> > someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math
> > that might prove helpful.
> >
> > What makes life 100%?
> >
> > If ...
> > A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
> >
> > Is represented as...
> > 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
> >
> > Then...
> > H A R D W O R K
> > 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
> >
> > K N O W L E D G E
> > 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
> >
> > But...
> > A T T I T U D E
> > 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
> >
> > And...
> > B U L L S H I T
> > 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
> >
> > So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you
> > close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the
> top.
> >
> >
> > And look how far
> >
> > A S S K I S S I N G
> > 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
> > will take you.
> >
> > The importance of math, kinda puts things in perspective.
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Old 05-03-2002, 09:46 PM   #2
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LMAO! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] I think I saw this at TSR...tells you how people like math all of the sudden.
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Old 05-03-2002, 09:49 PM   #3
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That must begin to explain why I have BS on one of my degrees! [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]
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Old 05-03-2002, 10:25 PM   #4
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Lol... very funny! What's sad is that it's so often true...
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Old 05-03-2002, 10:32 PM   #5
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hehe, this is the most useful representation of math i have seen yet, lol
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Old 05-04-2002, 12:24 AM   #6
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HEHEH GOOD ONE MY MAN GOOD ONE sorry no all caps
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