The ninja's are coming!

Dreamer128 · 09-25-2007, 03:47 PM

Female 'Ninjas' Rob Richland Gas Station With Sword, Dagger

RICHLAND TOWNSHIP, Pa. -- Police said two women dressed as ninjas were responsible for the hold-up of a Richland Township gas station Saturday morning using a samurai sword.

Police said the two women -- one with a dagger, and the other carrying the sword -- entered a Sunoco station in the 5600 block of Route 8 at about 3 a.m.

According to police, the women tied up the clerk and robbed the store of cash, cigarettes and lottery tickets.

"They were all covered in black and carrying swords, so it did appear that they were dressed like ninjas," said Chief Robert Amman of the Northern Regional Police Department. "Swords, daggers could be used to seriously harm victims, so this is a very serious crime."

Police said the clerk was not harmed and is OK.

No arrests have been made and no suspects have been identified.

Rick Lekki said it was hard for him to believe that a robbery occurred across the street from his business, R and J's bar.

"It's shocking. Things like that just don't happen out here. I just can't believe it happened," Lekki said.

Anyone with information is asked to contact police.

(Source: http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/...28/detail.html )

JrKASperov · 09-25-2007, 04:01 PM

Maybe someone should set up a site for "talk like a ninja day".

toot033 · 09-25-2007, 04:16 PM

Hwaaaa... backfips into the room... throws some smoke pellets and leaps out the the open window.... no one the wiser...

Illumina Drathiran'ar · 09-25-2007, 10:22 PM

So nobody's heard about the ninja burglar they have over in Staten Island?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...rikes_aga.html

Legolas · 09-26-2007, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JrKASperov

Maybe someone should set up a site for "talk like a ninja day".

This is why pirates are better. TLAND would be dull and shrouded in silence.

JrKASperov · 09-26-2007, 05:14 AM

It would be axewome.

shadowhound · 09-26-2007, 06:36 AM

I always warned people the ninja crimewave would happen... they called me crazy, WHO IS CRAZY NOW?

Unglaublich Verwustung · 09-26-2007, 09:34 AM

*...a figure, dressed in blends of grey, silently runs into the room in a crouch, perfectly balanced, incredible muscle control, less noise than a shadow's sigh on a winter's day; the intruder glides across to the keyboard, just behind Shadowhound, who sits there oblivious; throws a small, soft, round wooden ball at the window, momentarily distracting Shadowhound who glances up, surprised by the soft tap impinging on awareness's edge, not enough to startle, maybe just imagined; quickly and with incredible deftness, making no sound at all the figure taps into the keyboard:*

"just because you were right doesn't mean you're not crazy"

*...then quickly ducks down and fades away like a shadow into the night, collecting the discarded ball on the way, nothing except the words lurking silently on the screen and eating their way into Shadowhound's eyes and mind to betray that erstwhile presence...the techno-ninja has struck again...*

Kakero · 09-26-2007, 09:50 AM

Ninja? Bah! There's no such things as ninja.

-swoshhhh-

*falls dead on the floor with a shuriken stabbed on the back*

Vaskez · 09-26-2007, 12:38 PM

This reminds me of a Chino XL line:

"these rappers couldn't be stars if they got thrown by chinese ninjas"

09-25-2007, 03:47 PM	#1
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 39 Posts: 6,136	The ninja's are coming! Female 'Ninjas' Rob Richland Gas Station With Sword, Dagger RICHLAND TOWNSHIP, Pa. -- Police said two women dressed as ninjas were responsible for the hold-up of a Richland Township gas station Saturday morning using a samurai sword. Police said the two women -- one with a dagger, and the other carrying the sword -- entered a Sunoco station in the 5600 block of Route 8 at about 3 a.m. According to police, the women tied up the clerk and robbed the store of cash, cigarettes and lottery tickets. "They were all covered in black and carrying swords, so it did appear that they were dressed like ninjas," said Chief Robert Amman of the Northern Regional Police Department. "Swords, daggers could be used to seriously harm victims, so this is a very serious crime." Police said the clerk was not harmed and is OK. No arrests have been made and no suspects have been identified. Rick Lekki said it was hard for him to believe that a robbery occurred across the street from his business, R and J's bar. "It's shocking. Things like that just don't happen out here. I just can't believe it happened," Lekki said. Anyone with information is asked to contact police. (Source: http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/...28/detail.html )

09-25-2007, 04:01 PM	#2
JrKASperov Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 16, 2003 Location: Wa\'eni\'n Age: 38 Posts: 1,701	Re: The ninja's are coming! Maybe someone should set up a site for "talk like a ninja day". __________________ God is in the rain.

09-25-2007, 04:16 PM	#3
toot033 Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: March 13, 2006 Location: The Redneck Riviera Age: 56 Posts: 892	Re: The ninja's are coming! Hwaaaa... backfips into the room... throws some smoke pellets and leaps out the the open window.... no one the wiser... __________________ 'The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' - Ronald Reagan

09-25-2007, 10:22 PM	#4
Illumina Drathiran'ar Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2002 Location: I can see the Manhattan skyline from my window. Age: 38 Posts: 4,673	Re: The ninja's are coming! So nobody's heard about the ninja burglar they have over in Staten Island? http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...rikes_aga.html __________________ http://cavestory.org PLAY THIS GAME. Seriously. http://xkcd.com/386/ http://www.xkcd.com/406/ My heart is like my coffee. Black, bitter, icy, and with a straw.

09-26-2007, 05:14 AM	#6
JrKASperov Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 16, 2003 Location: Wa\'eni\'n Age: 38 Posts: 1,701	Re: The ninja's are coming! It would be axewome. __________________ God is in the rain.

09-26-2007, 06:36 AM	#7
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 37 Posts: 3,281	Re: The ninja's are coming! I always warned people the ninja crimewave would happen... they called me crazy, WHO IS CRAZY NOW? __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

09-26-2007, 09:34 AM	#8
Unglaublich Verwustung Silver Dragon Join Date: August 2, 2006 Location: i ngach aon áit (but mostly Western Europe) Age: 55 Posts: 1,619	Re: The ninja's are coming! ...a figure, dressed in blends of grey, silently runs into the room in a crouch, perfectly balanced, incredible muscle control, less noise than a shadow's sigh on a winter's day; the intruder glides across to the keyboard, just behind Shadowhound, who sits there oblivious; throws a small, soft, round wooden ball at the window, momentarily distracting Shadowhound who glances up, surprised by the soft tap impinging on awareness's edge, not enough to startle, maybe just imagined; quickly and with incredible deftness, making no sound at all the figure taps into the keyboard: "just because you were right doesn't mean you're not crazy" ...then quickly ducks down and fades away like a shadow into the night, collecting the discarded ball on the way, nothing except the words lurking silently on the screen and eating their way into Shadowhound's eyes and mind to betray that erstwhile presence...the techno-ninja has struck again... __________________ Make a decision, even if it's wrong, and remember.... ...it's never too early for a salad. Last edited by Unglaublich Verwustung; 09-26-2007 at 09:41 AM.

09-26-2007, 09:50 AM	#9
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	Re: The ninja's are coming! Ninja? Bah! There's no such things as ninja. -swoshhhh- falls dead on the floor with a shuriken stabbed on the back

09-26-2007, 12:38 PM	#10
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Re: The ninja's are coming! This reminds me of a Chino XL line: "these rappers couldn't be stars if they got thrown by chinese ninjas" __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

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