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Old 10-18-2003, 05:04 PM   #1
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Taken from the news of the wierd:

A 26-year-old man will be hospitalized "for months" in Illawarra, Australia, following an August accident that authorities speculate might have been inspired by the film "Jackass." The man was apparently walking across a room with a lighted firecracker between his posterior cheeks when he slipped and fell backward to the floor. The explosion resulted in a fractured pelvis, severe genital burns, hemorrhaging from the buttocks and ruptured urethra, leaving him incontinent and sexually dysfunctional. [Illawarra Mercuty, 9-3-03]


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Old 10-18-2003, 08:29 PM   #2
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ARGH, ouch I feel pain just reading that.
But on the bright side at least he won't be able to breed
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Old 10-18-2003, 08:39 PM   #3
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who DOES that? walking with a firecracker between his butt cheeks...LoL shadowhound, good point
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Old 10-18-2003, 08:49 PM   #4
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Where do these people come from and what have they been smoking to do such stupid things? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 10-19-2003, 12:11 AM   #5
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Originally posted by Gangrell:
Where do these people come from and what have they been smoking to do such stupid things? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
The answer to the first is Jackass, and the answer to the second, I don't want to know [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 10-19-2003, 12:16 AM   #6
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Ok, I don't care HOW bored you are; that is just beyond stupid.
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Old 10-19-2003, 12:24 AM   #7
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To quote /)eathkiller: "Somebody Deserves a Darwin Award!"
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Old 10-19-2003, 12:24 AM   #8
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Maybe a more accurate topic would be "Don't try this at home ever!"
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Old 10-19-2003, 02:37 AM   #9
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Monkey see, monkey do. Poor guy.
 
Old 10-19-2003, 03:26 AM   #10
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If you do something stupid like that, you would obviously have to expect some sort of consequence. (Or consequences, in this case)
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