10-18-2003, 05:04 PM | #1 |
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Taken from the news of the wierd:
A 26-year-old man will be hospitalized "for months" in Illawarra, Australia, following an August accident that authorities speculate might have been inspired by the film "Jackass." The man was apparently walking across a room with a lighted firecracker between his posterior cheeks when he slipped and fell backward to the floor. The explosion resulted in a fractured pelvis, severe genital burns, hemorrhaging from the buttocks and ruptured urethra, leaving him incontinent and sexually dysfunctional. [Illawarra Mercuty, 9-3-03] Go! Aussies Go! [ 10-18-2003, 05:06 PM: Message edited by: Arvon ]
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10-18-2003, 08:29 PM | #2 |
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ARGH, ouch I feel pain just reading that.
But on the bright side at least he won't be able to breed
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10-18-2003, 08:39 PM | #3 |
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who DOES that? walking with a firecracker between his butt cheeks...LoL shadowhound, good point
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10-18-2003, 08:49 PM | #4 |
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Where do these people come from and what have they been smoking to do such stupid things? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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10-19-2003, 12:16 AM | #6 |
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Ok, I don't care HOW bored you are; that is just beyond stupid.
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10-19-2003, 12:24 AM | #7 |
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To quote /)eathkiller: "Somebody Deserves a Darwin Award!"
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10-19-2003, 12:24 AM | #8 |
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Maybe a more accurate topic would be "Don't try this
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10-19-2003, 02:37 AM | #9 |
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Monkey see, monkey do. Poor guy.
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10-19-2003, 03:26 AM | #10 |
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If you do something stupid like that, you would obviously have to expect some sort of consequence. (Or consequences, in this case)
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