Sound Familiar?

[WillowIX]

LOL Horatio. Most of those LIES ( ) Arvon posted don´t fit in on me. I´m a very gentle person. At least sometimes. Come here and get yourself a hug! [img]graemlins/blueblink.gif[/img]

[TheCrimsomBlade]

Once again Arvon has hit the nail squarely on the head. this fits almost every girl from age 15 to 23 years old. then only about 20% of them from 23 to 35 years, and since women don't get any older untill age 65 that about covers them.
I'm 50 years old have had over 30 girl friends,and then 24 years ago I met a Woman that didn't play these stupid games and have been married to her for 22 years, so when you find your Woman and give up on all the little girls with their stupid games Marry her and live somewhat happely ever after. I say somewhat because life with a woman is never a farie tale but it does have many good points that out weighs the bad ones at least 20 to 1 and if it doesn't then you didn't find your soul Mate or your just an unreasonable prick which many of us are. Good Luck Boys!!

[Finn]

Just having a bit of fun folks. No malice intended.





TRUE FACTS ABOUT MEN!

1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.

2. Woman don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason:you're sick of him.

4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.

5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.

6. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's.

7. Women should go for younger men. They might as well -- men never mature anyway.

8. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

9. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee.

10. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a woman.

11. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man.

12. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop"..

13. What's a man's idea of helping with house work? lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

[antryg]

I find all of Arvon's and Finn's statements to be factually true and valid representations. That's why my wife and I get along so well. We are both right in every arguement.

[Redblueflare]

You forgot 20:Think that you're fat regardless of your current wieght.

90 pound 9th grade sister. "Do you think i'm fat?"
"No."
"Yes I am, you're just saying that to be nice."
"Fine! You're fat now leave me alone!" [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[WillowIX]

LOLOL! Excellent list Finn! And Ribbon I´m sure your sister will grow out of it. The older the wiser, you know. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Draten-Master of Fire and Ice]

TRUE FACTS ABOUT MEN!

12. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop"..

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That is only true if they are not used consecutively in the same sentence!
*giggles*, *then cringes in anticipation of retaliatory slap*!

(If you are wondering why I have edited this post, it's because you did not close your HTML tags)

[ 12-22-2002, 08:28 AM: Message edited by: Mouse ]

[WillowIX]

Originally posted by Mouse: (If you are wondering why I have edited this post, it's because you did not close your HTML tags)

ROTFL Mouse! You know, maybe you should have refrained from posting that. Great comment though. I wonder what conspiracy theory that hides behind Mouse´s statement.

[Redblueflare]

Originally posted by WillowIX: And Ribbon I´m sure your sister will grow out of it. The older the wiser, you know. [img]smile.gif[/img]

I really should just pretend that you weren't talking to me. [img]tongue.gif[/img] I don't know about the wiser part but she's getting older that's for sure.