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Old 02-02-2009, 07:38 PM   #1
Felix The Assassin
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Default A New Job?

Ha, this is the best yet!

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Temporary Jobs
(Open only to US/Canadian Citizens and Residents)
Dear Sir/Madam,
Would you like to work online from Home/Temporarily and get paid weekly?
We are glad to offer you a job position at our company, Sydney Oil Aus.
We need someone to work for the company as a Representative in the USA/Canada.
This is in view of our not having an office presently in the USA or Canada.
You do not need to have an Office and this certainly wont disturb any form of work you have going
at the moment.
To learn more please Click Here
http://www.pretoriapetroleum.co.nr/
Thank You
Lonnie Price
Sydney Oil LLC.
GPO Box D188
PERTH Western 6840NSW UK
Phone: (44) 702 409 8563
(44) 700 580 8026
Fax: (44) 700 580 8027
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Old 02-02-2009, 09:15 PM   #2
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Default Re: A New Job?

Can you imagine the nerve of those people...

..offering you a job that does "not" require you to shoot anything!

There should be laws: ..or, no laws??
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Old 02-02-2009, 11:39 PM   #3
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I'm going to have to look into that. I cant right now, I have a flight to Nigeria to catch, it seems I have a bit of money coming. We will have to discuss how we split up our territory, no need to squabble.
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Old 02-03-2009, 03:41 AM   #4
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A Sydney named, Perth based oil company in the UK with a Nigerian website wants to employ people for the non-existant North American branch? Sounds totally legit.
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Old 02-03-2009, 04:15 AM   #5
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Why are you looking for work? Aren't you living the high life after winning the Irish Sweepstakes?
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Old 02-03-2009, 07:01 AM   #6
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Why are you looking for work? Aren't you living the high life after winning the Irish Sweepstakes?
Aye, but me don't want to limit me possibilities! Jest think of the potential, m'Lady!
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Old 02-03-2009, 09:37 AM   #7
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A Sydney named, Perth based oil company in the UK with a Nigerian website wants to employ people for the non-existant North American branch? Sounds totally legit.
Lol, .co.nr is a free domain name from www.freedomain.co.nr.
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Old 02-04-2009, 07:53 AM   #8
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Ah. Ta.
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