03-25-2001, 03:18 PM | #1 |
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a dark figure is boxed in the middle of five men, the men looked very mean and tough. however, the dark figure appeared to be calm and unmoved by the situation.
Yorik (dark figure): " you dare to attack me? do you know who you face! " Bruce (thug in red) : " no one cross the Kat clan and live! " Yorick: " hah! not me! not me, got it??!! " Azreall (thug in blue): " err... nope, brothers, let us get him and we shall celberate later." the battle began Yorick (dark figure): " you shall suffer, you all shall suffer!!" Yorick began to talk with such enthusiastic everyone just hang their jaw open listenning him to recite history from mid-age euope to stony age asia as well folklores of all culture... five mins later Yorick: "so, the child of bhaal has escaped, you are more resourceful than I thought. " LadyRae: "you will not torture us anymore!" Yorick: " torture? silly girl, you just dont get what I am doing, do you? I was doing it for my own sadistic pleasure." The Relic jumps on his feet, his face red with anger and began beating on Yorick. Relic: "YOU WILL PAY!! JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED!! DIEZ EVILDOER!!" Yorick: "ENOUGH! I will not tolerate the babbling of child!" several robed figures teleported in Momnoch #1: "this is illegal use of spam, you must stop!" Yorick: " Must I be interrupted every turn?!" Momnoch #2: " Dont force me do this, I will try to be nice, but cease your spam casting! " Yorick: " you bore me modling! " Momnoch #3: "your power is immense, but I am moderate, unless you dont want to come here anymore, now stop and come with us. dont make my life harder!" Yorick: " fine, take me, but you will take him as well!" 250 looked as if in shock and horror :" NOO!!! WHAT DID I DO!!!??" Memnoch:" you are the idiot who posted this thread, are you not? now come with me!" and the people teleport out... everything is back to peace again... or maybe not |
03-26-2001, 01:17 PM | #2 |
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lol
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03-26-2001, 04:46 PM | #3 |
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Oh that is priceless Wei, an absolute screamer Very very funny mate.
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03-26-2001, 04:51 PM | #4 |
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Nice one
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03-26-2001, 04:57 PM | #5 |
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Cool, but be warned "Momnoch" will have his revenge...
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03-26-2001, 07:09 PM | #6 |
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Very funny, I am impressed 250. And nary a swear word in sight.
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03-26-2001, 08:42 PM | #7 |
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heh, ty ty, I am glad you like it
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03-26-2001, 10:15 PM | #8 |
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250, I might move this to General Discussion, not because you did anything wrong, ONLY because I think it's one of the funniest things I've ever read and I want the rest of the crowd to see it. It will still be available for viewing here in this forum.
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03-26-2001, 10:19 PM | #9 |
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The more I read this, the funnier it gets! You captured everyone's persona perfectly.
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03-26-2001, 10:19 PM | #10 |
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lol, maybe some, but some not,
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