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04-07-2001, 11:16 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Monroe, LA
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Sung to the tune of "WAR":
Mantraps! UNGH! Good God, y'all! What are they good for? Absolutely NOTHING! Say it again... Mantraps! UNGH! Good God, y'all! What are they good for? Absolutely NOTHING! Mantraps are something that we despise For it means the destruction of our characters' lives! Running through the shire to the castle moat, Screaming our lungs out, like a thousand billy goats, Mantraps! UNGH! Good God, y'all! What are they good for? Absolutely NOTHING! Say it again... Mantraps! UNGH! Good God, y'all! What are they good for? Absolutely NOTHING! Mantrap's ain't nothin' but heartbreakers... Friend only to the Undertaker... Enemy to all the Gael Serran kind The thought of them respawning just blows my mind! Ice, and Stone, and Sun magic could take them out, But when they're comin' up behind you, who has time to shout? Mantraps! UNGH! Good God, y'all! What are they good for? Absolutely NOTHING! Say it again... Mantraps! UNGH! Good God, y'all! What are they good for? Absolutely NOTHING! Mantraps have shattered many player's dreams, Of easy ascension to their Samurai schemes, What were the designers thinking when they put them in? The first time you meet them, they're bound to win! Mantraps! UNGH! Good God, y'all! What are they good for? Absolutely NOTHING! Say it again.. Mantraps! UNGH! Good God, y'all! What are they good for? Absolutely NOTHING! MANTRAPS! Nothing but a heartbreaker... MANTRAPS! Friend only to the undertaker... Heroism, Power, and Treasure, There must be some place for these things today, They say we gotta fight to get our experience, But Lord, there's gotta be a better way, Better than MANTRAPS! UNGH! Good God, y'all! What are they good for? Absolutely NOTHING! Say it again... Mantraps! UNGH! Good God, y'all! What are they good for? Absolutely NOTHING! ___________________________________________ Okay, so I'm in a wild mood tonight.  -Sazerac [This message has been edited by Sazerac (edited 04-07-2001).] [This message has been edited by Sazerac (edited 04-07-2001).] |
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04-07-2001, 11:24 PM
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*spitting grape juice all over my monitor as I read and laugh*
LOL Whew! I'm picturing my group of adventurers dancing around and singing Saz's song....shakin' their groove thangs....hehe |
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04-07-2001, 11:24 PM
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The Magister
 Join Date: March 8, 2001
Location: Arizona
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that is the FUNNEST thing i have ever read
great job saz accurate too!!!! |
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04-07-2001, 11:55 PM
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Drow Warrior
 Join Date: March 14, 2001
Location: Astoria, New York USA
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I was think of my group sitting in the bar
singing that song as grapes for a few gold coins to get better armor Don't Sweat the Small Stuff... Always take time to stop and smell the roses and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee. ------------------ T H A N K S Eiz |
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04-07-2001, 11:57 PM
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Dungeon Master
 Join Date: March 19, 2001
Location: Hiawassee, Ga. usa
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*SMILE*
since that is where I am at right now...thanks. after you do the temple, you almost have to get rid of them, or at the very least..learn how to survive them and if you don't know by now, you learn how to check all around at all times and RUN! lol Kathy |
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04-08-2001, 01:59 AM
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Ironworks Moderator
Join Date: January 7, 2001
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Thanks, guys! Actually, that's from my bard, Daevi!
 -Sazerac |
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04-08-2001, 10:35 AM
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Ironworks Moderator
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ROFL!!!!!!!!
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04-08-2001, 10:35 AM
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Ironworks Moderator
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ROFL!!!!!!!!
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04-08-2001, 10:35 AM
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Ironworks Moderator
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ROFL!!!!!!!!
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04-08-2001, 10:36 AM
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Ironworks Moderator
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(Reminds me of old issues of MAD magazine!!) LOL!!!!!
Wyv |
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