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Old 07-20-2004, 07:05 AM   #1
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Calling in Sick

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she's not feeling well.

"What's the matter?", he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What in the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"Well, I just can't see my ass coming to work today."
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Old 07-20-2004, 07:22 AM   #2
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LMAO! That was great, I think I may use that one tomorow!
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Old 07-20-2004, 07:25 AM   #3
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Ohh and i thought i saw a funnier joke tonight, but this one takes the cake!!!
U BEEEEAUTY!!
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Old 07-20-2004, 07:35 AM   #4
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makes me wonder if she will ever be able to get her job the day after .
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Old 07-20-2004, 09:51 AM   #5
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Hehehehe *graon [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 07-20-2004, 10:50 AM   #6
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XD LOL! nice one!
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Old 07-20-2004, 12:01 PM   #7
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rofl that was good one
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Old 07-20-2004, 01:56 PM   #8
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LOL, that was good.

Now to actually make it work, throw in about 6 obscure medical-sounding Latin phrases in the middle... if you're lucky, you can make your boss's eyes glaze over, and he/she won't even ask you what it is.
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Old 07-20-2004, 02:14 PM   #9
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makes me wonder if she will ever be able to get her job the day after .
Not if she worked for me. *Mutters about darned employees* [img]graemlins/lightning.gif[/img]
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