Figures (I know it's old)

Arvon · 07-22-2004, 09:38 AM

The Perfect Evening

Jenny's husband, Charley, was a male chauvinist. Even though they both worked full-time, he never helped around the house. Housework was woman's work!

But one evening Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished - something's up. It turns out that Charley had read an article that said wives who worked full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex.

The night went well and the next day she told her office friends all about it. "We had a great dinner. Charley even cleaned up. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put everything away. I really enjoyed the evening."

"But what about afterward?" asked her friends. "Oh, that was perfect too. Charley was too tired!"

Stormymystic · 07-22-2004, 09:39 AM

now you guys get it? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 07-22-2004, 09:40 AM: Message edited by: Stormymystic ]

wellard · 07-22-2004, 10:20 AM

LOL

Stormy the penny just dropped

[ 07-22-2004, 10:20 AM: Message edited by: wellard ]

Sythe · 07-22-2004, 01:48 PM

Nice [img]smile.gif[/img]

Bozos of Bones · 07-22-2004, 02:04 PM

LOL, I'll remember those as words of wisdom.

Lord · 07-22-2004, 04:15 PM

hahaha good 1

Attalus · 07-22-2004, 06:28 PM

Pretty good, Arvon. But I have never been *that* tired.

Stormymystic · 07-22-2004, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wellard:
LOL

Stormy the penny just dropped

I have no idea what that means :/

shadowhound · 07-23-2004, 01:52 AM

It means he just figured it out [img]smile.gif[/img]

07-22-2004, 09:38 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	The Perfect Evening Jenny's husband, Charley, was a male chauvinist. Even though they both worked full-time, he never helped around the house. Housework was woman's work! But one evening Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished - something's up. It turns out that Charley had read an article that said wives who worked full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex. The night went well and the next day she told her office friends all about it. "We had a great dinner. Charley even cleaned up. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put everything away. I really enjoyed the evening." "But what about afterward?" asked her friends. "Oh, that was perfect too. Charley was too tired!" __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

07-22-2004, 09:39 AM	#2
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 48 Posts: 4,442	now you guys get it? [img]tongue.gif[/img] [ 07-22-2004, 09:40 AM: Message edited by: Stormymystic ] __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

07-22-2004, 10:20 AM	#3
wellard Dracolisk Join Date: November 1, 2002 Location: Australia ..... G\'day! Posts: 6,123	LOL Stormy the penny just dropped [ 07-22-2004, 10:20 AM: Message edited by: wellard ] __________________ fossils - natures way of laughing at creationists for over 3 billion years

07-22-2004, 01:48 PM	#4
Sythe Ra Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: The US of A Age: 35 Posts: 2,365	Nice [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Slythe is back! Back again! Haha! <br /><br />[url]\"http://imageshack.us\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/9928/130blood4ts.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

07-22-2004, 02:04 PM	#5
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 37 Posts: 4,679	LOL, I'll remember those as words of wisdom. __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!

07-22-2004, 04:15 PM	#6
Lord Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: June 3, 2003 Location: New York Age: 39 Posts: 3,302	hahaha good 1 __________________ "You're a thief and a liar." "No, I only lied about being a thief."

07-22-2004, 06:28 PM	#7
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	Pretty good, Arvon. But I have never been that tired. __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

07-23-2004, 01:52 AM	#9
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 37 Posts: 3,281	It means he just figured it out [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

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