The Many Adventures of Evil Al and Mojo (25-7-02)

Mojo · 07-25-2002, 08:07 PM

Today Evil Al and Mojo walked to the shop, because Al had to buy cigarettes for his daddy and Coca Cola for him mummy. They then went to Evil Al's Evil Abode and gave the above items to the required people, stopping only to get attacked by Rik the Evil dog. After this, they travelled to the local primary school, and sat on a wall again, where Al amused himself by throwing lighters at a wall, in the hope that they would explode. They didn't explode, much to Evil Als dismay. One of them decided to light the gas leaking out of the lighter, but nothing spectacular happened. It spluttered on the ground for a while before seeming to go out, but on closer inspection, it was still on fire and slowly melting the plastic. Mojo had the wonderful idea of creating an artful statement by placing the semi-melted lighter on it's end, and blowing the flame out, melting it to the ground.
After that, Al decided, against Mojo's will, to walk along the beach again. When walking along the beach, they espied a group of children making a sandcastle, so they built a better one using only their feet. It was big and square and had a courtyard. A nearby jellyfish was used as a king, standing in the courtyard. Mojo and Evil Al were happy. They walked along the beach further, turning spontaneous cartwheels all the way. When they turned back, they saw the sandcastle and, mistaking it for someone else's, they kicked up many a time, before realising it was their own.
Upon returning to the primary school, Al lay on a slab, which he later named Timmy, while Mojo tried to attach a sign that had been previously removed, upside down. The hammer and screws that he was using were not very effective, so he decided to try again some other day.
After that, Evil Al and Mojo went their seperate ways, and went home.

Neb · 07-25-2002, 08:22 PM

The jellyfish makes another appearance..... He is their evil commander! Ruling them with mind control! Timmy the Slab is his loyal servant and he intends to use Evil Al and Mojo as his minions to conquer the world! Not as long as I'm around! I'm the only one who's gonna rule this world! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Mojo · 07-25-2002, 08:33 PM

Ahh, but Neb, it wasn't the same Jellyfish...the original one did make an appearance tho...it was floating in a large puddle...with it's brain hanging out...maybe all the Jellyfish are under the control of one almighty, Evil Jellyfish! (The original one, the brain-removing didn't damage it coz it had 4)

I think we're on to something

johnny · 07-25-2002, 08:43 PM

Al and Mojo didn't drink any beer at all ?

Mojo · 07-25-2002, 08:51 PM

Well, Al and Mojo talked about potatoes, and how they get made into vodka...

They would have enjoyed a lot of beer, but there wasn't any nearby, 'twas a shame...

johnny · 07-25-2002, 08:56 PM

Were Al and Mojo the two Scotsmen who visited Amsterdam earlier this week by any chance ?

Wilbur · 07-25-2002, 09:03 PM

[img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img]

Do you really make vodka out of potatoes? I know beer is made from hops, barley, etc., but vodka from potatoes?

Evil Al · 07-26-2002, 10:50 AM

Its funny you should ask if we vistited Amsterdam, Johnny. While we were walking off the beach we ran into our friend Andy who asked us if we are stoned, I replyed "No, we were just on the beach looking at the jellyfish King. That mad us look guilty. But drugs are bad, aren't they Mojo?
As far as I know vodka is made out of tatties, well they drank a lot of it in the former USSR and their wasn't much else there.

Mojo · 07-26-2002, 12:15 PM

Yeah Al...drugs are bad.

I'm ummm...completely against them...yeah...hehe...

[img]graemlins/bonghit.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Mojo · 07-26-2002, 12:17 PM

While we're on the subject...does anyone know what the current laws are for cannabis in Scotland?

07-25-2002, 08:07 PM	#1
Mojo Elminster Join Date: July 17, 2002 Location: Aberdeenshire, Scotland, UK Age: 37 Posts: 451	Today Evil Al and Mojo walked to the shop, because Al had to buy cigarettes for his daddy and Coca Cola for him mummy. They then went to Evil Al's Evil Abode and gave the above items to the required people, stopping only to get attacked by Rik the Evil dog. After this, they travelled to the local primary school, and sat on a wall again, where Al amused himself by throwing lighters at a wall, in the hope that they would explode. They didn't explode, much to Evil Als dismay. One of them decided to light the gas leaking out of the lighter, but nothing spectacular happened. It spluttered on the ground for a while before seeming to go out, but on closer inspection, it was still on fire and slowly melting the plastic. Mojo had the wonderful idea of creating an artful statement by placing the semi-melted lighter on it's end, and blowing the flame out, melting it to the ground. After that, Al decided, against Mojo's will, to walk along the beach again. When walking along the beach, they espied a group of children making a sandcastle, so they built a better one using only their feet. It was big and square and had a courtyard. A nearby jellyfish was used as a king, standing in the courtyard. Mojo and Evil Al were happy. They walked along the beach further, turning spontaneous cartwheels all the way. When they turned back, they saw the sandcastle and, mistaking it for someone else's, they kicked up many a time, before realising it was their own. Upon returning to the primary school, Al lay on a slab, which he later named Timmy, while Mojo tried to attach a sign that had been previously removed, upside down. The hammer and screws that he was using were not very effective, so he decided to try again some other day. After that, Evil Al and Mojo went their seperate ways, and went home. __________________ Say No to Cosmetics Control! And the Trouser Tyranny!<br /><br />Like Final Fantasy? -[url]\"http://forums.ragnarokextreme.net\" target=\"_blank\">Ragnarok Extreme Forums</a>!!

07-25-2002, 08:33 PM	#3
Mojo Elminster Join Date: July 17, 2002 Location: Aberdeenshire, Scotland, UK Age: 37 Posts: 451	Ahh, but Neb, it wasn't the same Jellyfish...the original one did make an appearance tho...it was floating in a large puddle...with it's brain hanging out...maybe all the Jellyfish are under the control of one almighty, Evil Jellyfish! (The original one, the brain-removing didn't damage it coz it had 4) I think we're on to something __________________ Say No to Cosmetics Control! And the Trouser Tyranny!<br /><br />Like Final Fantasy? -[url]\"http://forums.ragnarokextreme.net\" target=\"_blank\">Ragnarok Extreme Forums</a>!!

07-25-2002, 08:43 PM	#4
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	Al and Mojo didn't drink any beer at all ? __________________

07-25-2002, 08:51 PM	#5
Mojo Elminster Join Date: July 17, 2002 Location: Aberdeenshire, Scotland, UK Age: 37 Posts: 451	Well, Al and Mojo talked about potatoes, and how they get made into vodka... They would have enjoyed a lot of beer, but there wasn't any nearby, 'twas a shame... __________________ Say No to Cosmetics Control! And the Trouser Tyranny!<br /><br />Like Final Fantasy? -[url]\"http://forums.ragnarokextreme.net\" target=\"_blank\">Ragnarok Extreme Forums</a>!!

07-25-2002, 08:56 PM	#6
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	Were Al and Mojo the two Scotsmen who visited Amsterdam earlier this week by any chance ? __________________

07-25-2002, 08:22 PM	#2
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	The jellyfish makes another appearance..... He is their evil commander! Ruling them with mind control! Timmy the Slab is his loyal servant and he intends to use Evil Al and Mojo as his minions to conquer the world! Not as long as I'm around! I'm the only one who's gonna rule this world! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

07-25-2002, 09:03 PM	#7
Wilbur Zhentarim Guard Join Date: May 25, 2002 Location: Centerville, Ohio Age: 35 Posts: 374	[img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img] Do you really make vodka out of potatoes? I know beer is made from hops, barley, etc., but vodka from potatoes?

07-26-2002, 10:50 AM	#8
Evil Al Drow Warrior Join Date: October 5, 2001 Location: Aberdeen, United Kingdom Age: 38 Posts: 292	Its funny you should ask if we vistited Amsterdam, Johnny. While we were walking off the beach we ran into our friend Andy who asked us if we are stoned, I replyed "No, we were just on the beach looking at the jellyfish King. That mad us look guilty. But drugs are bad, aren't they Mojo? As far as I know vodka is made out of tatties, well they drank a lot of it in the former USSR and their wasn't much else there. __________________ I\'m not bigheaded but go here and tell me just how sexy i am [url]\"http://www.faceparty.com/al_the_drunkard\" target=\"_blank\">www.faceparty.com/al_the_drunkard</a><br /><br />War in iraq? Not in my name!<br /><br />Disarm America.

07-26-2002, 12:15 PM	#9
Mojo Elminster Join Date: July 17, 2002 Location: Aberdeenshire, Scotland, UK Age: 37 Posts: 451	Yeah Al...drugs are bad. I'm ummm...completely against them...yeah...hehe... [img]graemlins/bonghit.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ Say No to Cosmetics Control! And the Trouser Tyranny!<br /><br />Like Final Fantasy? -[url]\"http://forums.ragnarokextreme.net\" target=\"_blank\">Ragnarok Extreme Forums</a>!!

07-26-2002, 12:17 PM	#10
Mojo Elminster Join Date: July 17, 2002 Location: Aberdeenshire, Scotland, UK Age: 37 Posts: 451	While we're on the subject...does anyone know what the current laws are for cannabis in Scotland? __________________ Say No to Cosmetics Control! And the Trouser Tyranny!<br /><br />Like Final Fantasy? -[url]\"http://forums.ragnarokextreme.net\" target=\"_blank\">Ragnarok Extreme Forums</a>!!

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