Visit the Ironworks Gaming Website Email the Webmaster Graphics Library Rules and Regulations Help Support Ironworks Forum with a Donation to Keep us Online - We rely totally on Donations from members Donation goal Meter

Ironworks Gaming Radio

Ironworks Gaming Forum

Go Back   Ironworks Gaming Forum > Ironworks Gaming Forums > General Discussion > General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005)

 
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 09-08-2003, 06:18 PM   #1
Son of Osiris
Guest
 

Posts: n/a
Now I don't wanna get on a rant here [img]graemlins/rant.gif[/img] But Have you ever played the PC game, Ghostmaster!? I tell ya, it's cute, but really inaccurate. And it is innacurate according to:
www.paranormalghostsociety.org
www.theshadowlands.net
and many others.

Any idiot knows that Poltergiests don't animate their physical bodies just to rip them in half! And everybody knows that spirits don't control the weather! I tell you, it may be cute, but if you go into the Paranormal Buisness, the biz will chew you up until you become 100% liquid and spit you into a toilet bowl! But that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.

Anyway, I had a really funny idea: If I could make a Mockery of this game, I would call it "ASSmaster" Where instead of controlling spirits that frighten people until they run out of the area, you control Solicitors that annoy people until they go BERSERK!!! By Solicitors, I mean Salesmen, Politicians that want your vote so bad they'll hassel you 'til they get it, Separatists who will not stop until you sign their petition to remove Quebec, Conservatives, Fanatics (the guys that show up at 6:00am at your door) Telemarketers, Spammers, Celeberty @-holes (i.e. Micheal Jackson who arrives at your doorstep to dance and piss you off,) and last but not least, me, the Whackmiester!

Nevermind being afraid of ghosts -- Fear the A-holes of the Earth!
 
 


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
"Chocolate health" news somehow mutated into "Who has the best" debate Larry_OHF General Discussion 34 03-25-2007 03:55 AM
8 year old "raped" and "buried alive" in FLORIDA .... a_decent_1 General Discussion 38 05-29-2005 03:46 PM
Searching for "Star Blazers" aka "Uchuu Senchen Yamato," or "Space Battleship Yamato" Skydracgrrl Entertainment (Movies, TV Shows and Books/Comics) 3 12-17-2004 01:38 PM
Searching for "Star Blazers" aka "Uchuu Senchen Yamato," or "Space Battleship Yamato" Skydracgrrl General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 0 12-02-2004 09:27 PM
status on "pool of twilight" & "EOB4, xanathar's revenge"? manikus Dungeon Craft - RPG Game Maker 0 05-03-2003 07:28 PM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 09:03 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.3
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
©2024 Ironworks Gaming & ©2024 The Great Escape Studios TM - All Rights Reserved