The worst film ever! - Page 8

Black Baron · 06-17-2004, 06:17 AM

Where is peeves, lady blue? Peeves is the only character in these badly written books that is worth mentioning, and the cut him!!

Jorath Calar · 06-17-2004, 09:33 AM

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Originally posted by Black Baron:
Harry potter 1 and 2. Gods, they were even worse than "dracula" of francis coppola, and that took some skill.

Nevermind the Harry Potter bash... but that Dracula movie is great. The opening scene is on my top 10 list of best openings ever...

but thats just my opinion, I could be wrong... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Black Baron · 06-17-2004, 11:43 AM

Come on Jorath Calar, you cannot be serious. Dracula character was a disaster, Van Helsing a failure and the whole idea of "dracula's bride" was a ruin. Dracula movie with the actor that played in the "naked gun" (or whatever that film is called), now that was fun.

"Renfield you idiot, i fly, you do not1 You should have used the raaaiiiin pipe!". gosh it kills me everytime i see it.

Sir Exxon · 06-17-2004, 12:31 PM

Worst film? Some kind of zombie-wannabe movie, clearly plagiarized in an awful way from many of the horror classics. Called "House of the Dead", I think. Fairly new.

Morgeruat · 06-17-2004, 02:27 PM

House of the Dead was a movie based on a game, and it should be viewed in that light, just as the upcoming Hunter: the Reckoning movie is (should've been based on the RPG, not the video game), the Lara Croft (Macaroni and Cheese) movies, and Mario Brothers, all pretty terrible.

Sir Degrader · 06-18-2004, 05:56 PM

Sorry about mentioning the BfC, I shoulda known that would blow up, but for a REAL worst movie I'd have to go with RETURN of the Killer Tomates (Where they literally run out of money for the script halfway through and the tomatoes are hot (read: Ugly 80's chicks) women.)

Dirty Meg · 06-18-2004, 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by Black Baron:
Come on Jorath Calar, you cannot be serious. Dracula character was a disaster, Van Helsing a failure and the whole idea of "dracula's bride" was a ruin. Dracula movie with the actor that played in the "naked gun" (or whatever that film is called), now that was fun.

The problem with vampire films is that the definitive one was made in 1929 and hasn't been bettered by anything in the intervening 3/4 of a centurary.

Sir Degrader · 06-18-2004, 10:58 PM

What about Dracula 2000?, or "Queen of the Damned". Apparently it seems Maddox agrees, check his vampire thing that I can't find at the moment.

Nerull · 06-19-2004, 09:09 AM

Yes, but the difference with Bram Stoker's Dracula over the others is that it has more star power on its side. Gary Oldman, Anthony Hopkins, etc. and it still sucks (pun intended...

).

Absolutely most ridiculous scene in the movie is in the garden, when he appears as "beast man" and starts shagging Lucy. I literally fell out of my seat I was laughing so hard. When did the movie shift the gear from vampire romance to werewolf soft-porn?

Besides, you should always be leery of any movie that has an author's name in the title. They usually (not always) suck.

Mack_Attack · 06-19-2004, 10:22 AM

OK I would also like to add any Jackie Chan movie. I am still woundering why this guy is still around and making movies.

06-17-2004, 06:17 AM	#71
Black Baron Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: September 7, 2003 Location: Israel Age: 39 Posts: 877	Where is peeves, lady blue? Peeves is the only character in these badly written books that is worth mentioning, and the cut him!! __________________ Case from my reservist service: Kids attention, I have brought you something... Don't pull that ring private!!

06-17-2004, 11:43 AM	#73
Black Baron Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: September 7, 2003 Location: Israel Age: 39 Posts: 877	Come on Jorath Calar, you cannot be serious. Dracula character was a disaster, Van Helsing a failure and the whole idea of "dracula's bride" was a ruin. Dracula movie with the actor that played in the "naked gun" (or whatever that film is called), now that was fun. "Renfield you idiot, i fly, you do not1 You should have used the raaaiiiin pipe!". gosh it kills me everytime i see it. __________________ Case from my reservist service: Kids attention, I have brought you something... Don't pull that ring private!!

06-17-2004, 02:27 PM	#75
Morgeruat Jack Burton Join Date: October 16, 2001 Location: PA Age: 43 Posts: 5,421	House of the Dead was a movie based on a game, and it should be viewed in that light, just as the upcoming Hunter: the Reckoning movie is (should've been based on the RPG, not the video game), the Lara Croft (Macaroni and Cheese) movies, and Mario Brothers, all pretty terrible. __________________ "Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap." Knibb High Principal - Billy Madison

06-19-2004, 09:09 AM	#79
Nerull Lord Ao Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: San Antonio, Texas, USA Age: 53 Posts: 2,069	Yes, but the difference with Bram Stoker's Dracula over the others is that it has more star power on its side. Gary Oldman, Anthony Hopkins, etc. and it still sucks (pun intended... ). Absolutely most ridiculous scene in the movie is in the garden, when he appears as "beast man" and starts shagging Lucy. I literally fell out of my seat I was laughing so hard. When did the movie shift the gear from vampire romance to werewolf soft-porn? Besides, you should always be leery of any movie that has an author's name in the title. They usually (not always) suck. __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/new/ghoul.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br /><br />\"The middle class pays all of the taxes, does all of the work.<br />The lower class exists just to scare the middle class.\"<br />-George Carlin

06-19-2004, 10:22 AM	#80
Mack_Attack Osiris - Egyptian God of the Underworld Join Date: May 22, 2001 Location: Sherwoodpark,Alberta,Canada Age: 51 Posts: 2,929	OK I would also like to add any Jackie Chan movie. I am still woundering why this guy is still around and making movies. __________________

06-17-2004, 12:31 PM	#74
Sir Exxon Zartan Join Date: October 15, 2001 Location: Oslo, Norway Age: 35 Posts: 5,367	Worst film? Some kind of zombie-wannabe movie, clearly plagiarized in an awful way from many of the horror classics. Called "House of the Dead", I think. Fairly new.

06-18-2004, 05:56 PM	#76
Sir Degrader Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Canada Age: 63 Posts: 2,871	Sorry about mentioning the BfC, I shoulda known that would blow up, but for a REAL worst movie I'd have to go with RETURN of the Killer Tomates (Where they literally run out of money for the script halfway through and the tomatoes are hot (read: Ugly 80's chicks) women.)

06-18-2004, 10:58 PM	#78
Sir Degrader Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Canada Age: 63 Posts: 2,871	What about Dracula 2000?, or "Queen of the Damned". Apparently it seems Maddox agrees, check his vampire thing that I can't find at the moment.

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