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Old 03-17-2014, 05:43 PM   #1
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Falling on Floor Laughing DnD explained using tomatoes

I saw this over at Nihil Novi Sub Sole and thought it a riot. Hope you peeps enjoy!

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Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.



A couple of comments on this DnD insight...



[–]aluckyroseRogue 314 points 3 months ago

A tomato based fruit salad would simply be salsa.
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[–]kaggzz 445 points 3 months ago

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Old 03-17-2014, 08:30 PM   #2
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I saw this over at Nihil Novi Sub Sole and thought it a riot. Hope you peeps enjoy!

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
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