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10-30-2003, 03:14 PM
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Galvatron
 Join Date: January 22, 2002
Location: california wine country
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Late, one dark and rainy night. a man was walking home alone when he hears
a....... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him. Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street << towards him BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ... faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP.... BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man.... Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. . With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him. The man screams and reaches for something heavy, anything ... his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of ROBITUSSIN . Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can at the apparition, and... the coffin stops.
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10-30-2003, 03:52 PM
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[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Nice.
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10-30-2003, 04:00 PM
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Iron Throne Cult
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I bet this is funny if you know what Robitussin is [img]graemlins/awcrap.gif[/img]
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10-30-2003, 04:01 PM
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10-30-2003, 04:06 PM
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Zartan
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hmmm, im sure i've seen this somewhere before posted by you strangely enough, but where...............*cough* Oasis Forums *cough*
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10-30-2003, 04:08 PM
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10-30-2003, 04:12 PM
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Iron Throne Cult
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[img]tongue.gif[/img]
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10-31-2003, 08:48 AM
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Remember Aelia It wasn't the cough That carried him off It was the coffin They carried him off in!
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10-31-2003, 10:03 AM
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thats pretty good [img]smile.gif[/img]
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10-31-2003, 12:42 PM
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Ironworks Atomic Moderator
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Oh man that was really lame. LOL I love it! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
 
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