09-20-2003, 09:51 PM | #31 |
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Wow...none of ya'lls ever use pickup lines? not even for a good laugh? my personal fave is "You must be a fruit juice, 'cause you Veryfine!" (me and my friend made that one up, aye?)
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09-21-2003, 11:10 AM | #32 | |
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09-21-2003, 11:20 AM | #33 |
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Hmm. Pick-up lines...
How about: 'Hi! I'm Mr. Right. Someone told me that you were looking for me?' Or, pronounced with a pirate accent: 'Garr, ye have a nice booty, and I'm not talkin' about yer treasure...' Or, one for a girl to pick up guys: 'You know how I like my eggs in the morning... Fertilised!!!' Lines are only good for a laugh... Or if someone dares someone else to go try one on someone... (How was that for a tongue twister? ) I've got a good joke...Not really related, but anyway; What Do I Look Like? A woman was trying to do her laundry one day, when her washing machine suddenly broke down. Distraught, she called her husband at the office and said, "Honey, can you please come home and fix the washing machine? It doesn't work." The angry husband replied, "What do I look like? The freakin’ Maytag man?" and hung up. The woman decided to go to the Laundromat to complete her washing. She got in the car, but when she turned the key in the ignition, it wouldn't start. She again called her husband at work and said, "Honey, I tried to go to the Laundromat with the car, but it wouldn't start. Can you come home and take a look at it?" Again, the angry husband snaps, "What do I look like? Freakin’ Mr. Goodwrench?" and hung up. She decided that the best thing to do is call the Maytag man. The Maytag man arrived and fixed the washing machine. She then asked him if he knows anything about fixing cars. He replied that he knows a little and goes outside and takes a look under the hood. Ten minutes later, he returned and said, "Your car is running fine now. The only thing wrong was your fuel filter was a little dirty." The lady said, "Wow, you're a pretty handy guy! How much will this all cost?" The Maytag man says, "I’ll tell ya what, lady. You can bake me a cake or have sex with me - your choice." Later that evening, the husband returned home from work. The lady explained to her husband that the Maytag man fixed the washing machine and the car. The husband asked how much all of this will cost. She replied that he wanted me to bake a cake for him or have sex. The husband then said "Well, what kind of cake did you bake for him?" The lady said, "What do I look like? Freakin’ Betty Crocker?" Long, but funny... Moiraine Sedai
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09-21-2003, 01:03 PM | #34 |
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants.
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09-21-2003, 04:48 PM | #38 |
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Yup No beer without Johnny!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] I bet he'll be coming round anytime soon saying; "did anyone mention beer?"
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