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Old 05-01-2007, 10:45 AM   #1
Bozos of Bones

Join Date: July 29, 2003
Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb
Age: 35
Posts: 4,679
What is your birth month?
01- I ate
02- I needed
03- I ran naked with
04- I shot
05- I cuddled with
06- I smoked with
07- I banged
08- I ran shirtless with
09- I stabbed
10- I killed
11- I slept with
12- I left

And the exact day?
01 - the trojan man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Paris Hilton
06 - a homo
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - the kool-aid-man
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a condom
14 - a whore
15 - an orange
16 - a stripper
17 - a bisexual
18 - a horse
19 - my boyfriend
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - my lover
23 - my crush
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a hottie
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Your grandma

And what's the color of your shirt right now?
White - because thats how I roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke *****
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

And what did you get?
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Old 05-01-2007, 10:49 AM   #2
40th Level Warrior

Join Date: October 29, 2001
Location: Western Wilds of Michigan
Posts: 11,752
I cuddled with a crackhead because I'm a pimp and you're jealous

(Note the minor spelling correction... should be "you're" and not "your")

Since I'm a guy, I'm glad I'm not wearing a read shirt... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.
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Old 05-01-2007, 10:57 AM   #3
Ironworks Atomic Moderator

Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Virginia, U.S.A.
Age: 55
Posts: 9,005
I slept with a french fry cause that's how I roll.

LOL reminds me of those old MAD libs, sometimes they are hilarious, and sometimes (like mine) they don't make much sense. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

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Old 05-01-2007, 11:00 AM   #4
Drizzt Do'Urden

Join Date: June 11, 2001
Location: Wherever the road takes me.....
Age: 52
Posts: 608
I cuddled with a bisexual because thats how I roll
I am the Angel of Death

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Old 05-01-2007, 11:01 AM   #5
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Location: Utrecht The Netherlands
Age: 56
Posts: 16,979
I needed the kool-aid-man because I have double D's.
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Old 05-01-2007, 11:04 AM   #6
Lord Soth

Join Date: October 23, 2001
Location: Edinburgh
Age: 37
Posts: 1,918
I cuddled with your dealer because I have AMAZING boobs.

One room, one axe, one outcome.
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Old 05-01-2007, 11:38 AM   #7
Jack Burton

Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
Age: 39
Posts: 5,556
I shot a jew because thats how I roll.. errr.. right..

Catch me if you can..
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Old 05-01-2007, 11:40 AM   #8
Zhentarim Guard

Join Date: October 19, 2005
Location: Sweden
Age: 35
Posts: 318
I ate a condom because im sexy as hell
Sorry about my bad english!
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Old 05-01-2007, 12:20 PM   #9
Baaz Draconian

Join Date: June 14, 2004
Location: Neb.
Age: 57
Posts: 725
I cuddled with a whore because i'm gay
HoHo What!
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Old 05-01-2007, 12:30 PM   #10

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i ran naked with my lover cos I'm sexy as hell

aka Loc der Graf, Quillruke
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