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Old 04-29-2007, 09:29 PM   #1
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Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.
Yo mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list!
Yo mama has hair so tangled up, even moses couldn't part it.
Yo mama is so poor, that when someone stepped on the lit cigarette, she yelled "who turned off the heat?"

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Old 04-30-2007, 03:24 AM   #2
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Yo mama is so fat, when beeper goes off, people think she is reversing!
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Old 04-30-2007, 04:26 AM   #3
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Yo mama is so fat, when she falls out of her bed she falls out on both side.
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Old 04-30-2007, 08:52 AM   #4
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Yo mama, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And her eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming
And the lamp-light o'er her streaming throws her shadows on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted... nevermore!
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Old 04-30-2007, 12:50 PM   #5
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Yo mama, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And her eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming
And the lamp-light o'er her streaming throws her shadows on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted... nevermore!
Dude, your starting to creep me out...
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Old 05-01-2007, 10:24 PM   #6
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Yo mama is so fat, when she falls out of her bed she falls out on both side.
haha nice

yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, cars start slowing down

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Old 05-02-2007, 10:05 AM   #7
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Yo Mama's so stupid she couldn't pour water out of a shoe, even with instructions written on the heel.
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Old 05-02-2007, 03:18 PM   #8
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Yo Mama's so dumb, they told her it was chili outside, she grabbed a spoon.

Yo Mama's so fat, her bloodtype's Ragu.
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Old 05-02-2007, 07:26 PM   #9
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Yo mama, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And her eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming
And the lamp-light o'er her streaming throws her shadows on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted... nevermore!
My love for you grows like cancer.
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Old 05-02-2007, 10:17 PM   #10
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yo mama so short her legs dangle when she sits on the curb
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