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Old 03-26-2007, 05:37 PM   #31
Bozos of Bones
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Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb
Age: 35
Posts: 4,679
Hihihi....
Z, you bring out the worst in me

"Status: Connected to guide: Erica(78895)
Erica(78895): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey!
Erica(78895): Hey Welcome To ChaCha My Name Is Erica- Pleased to Meet you=)
Erica(78895): What can I help you find information on today?
You: I was wondering, could you find me some lucky lottery numbers? I've got the ticket right here, and I've no idea what to fill in...
You: I need something really lucky, see.
Erica(78895): lol belive me if i knew the ones they were going to draw i would fill it in also
You: Best guess?
Erica(78895): Sorry Cant help you there!
Erica(78895): Is there somthing i can look up for you today?
You: Dang nabbit!"
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Old 03-26-2007, 11:29 PM   #32
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Join Date: February 7, 2002
Location: Edmonton, Canada
Age: 33
Posts: 8,985
Philp(84383): Welcome to ChaCha!
Philp(84383): Hello.
You: hi, i'm looking for a large simcity site
You: i think it's simtroplis?
You: i'm not sure
Philp(84383): Ok great, please wait while I search.
You: ok thanks
Philp(84383): I found a site called simtropolis and it does have to do with the sims but you have to sign up for it. Is that ok?
You: that should be fine thanks!
You: oh by the way... my friend johnny lost his wallet. have you found it?
Philp(84383): Sorry but no.
You: aw ok... if you find it would you let him know? it's got a bottle opener installed in it, and that jazz
Philp(84383): Ok.
You: thanks pal, you're a real sport
You: keep up the good work, skippy!
Philp(84383): You too.
Philp(84383): Are these results sufficient?
You: yes indeed
You: you've earned your pay check
Philp(84383): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: no, sir
Philp(84383): Ok thanks, have a wonderful night! [img]smile.gif[/img]
You: you too
Philp(84383): Thanks.

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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Vincent(6735)
Vincent(6735): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi, i'm looking for the winning lotto numbers
Vincent(6735): Hi
Vincent(6735): ok, which state?
You: gotta win that million you know?
You: i'm actually in canada
You: alberta
Vincent(6735): ooh ok
You: ah, i meant the ones coming up.. i've got the ticket here i'm just not sure what to put in
Vincent(6735): I'm not a psychic lol
You: you should upgrade!
You: i hear that profession is very lucrative
Vincent(6735): lol
You: what do you think, the numbers from Lost?
Vincent(6735): I don't watch Lost
You: it's a good show, you should tune in
You: things are really heating up now
Vincent(6735): I watch csi:ny instead
You: i prefer las vegas myself
You: NY and Miami are too cheesy [img]smile.gif[/img]
Vincent(6735): I see
Vincent(6735): lol
Vincent(6735): so do I get 50% of the winnings if I choose numbers?
You: perhaps
You: not that i have any sort of address to send it to should i win [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Vincent(6735): I'd need a signed contract lol
You: LOL
You: well no money for you
Vincent(6735): oh darn
You: just got your hopes up for a vacation to hawaii, eh?
Vincent(6735): yeah thanks!
You: heh no problem
You: well i best let you go, Vince, you probably have more people needing help searching
Vincent(6735): anyway, I should get going now
Vincent(6735): yeah lol
You: Cha Cha Cha!
Vincent(6735): have a great night and best of luck!
You: you too and thanks!

I can't believe how long I held him in normal conversation lol.

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Michael(8366): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi, can you help me find my life?
Michael(8366): I have to wonder just what you mean.
You: well it's pretty self explanatory
Michael(8366): We at ChaCha are to drill down to specifics of the searchers question.
Michael(8366): Have you a job?
You: i do
Michael(8366): Have you a family?
Michael(8366): Have you a home?
You: i do i do
Michael(8366): Have you a means of transportation?
You: i do
Michael(8366): I could only guess what may seem to be missing from your life.
Michael(8366): Perhaps a Pink Floyd YouTube video link?
You: but if i had a life, why would i be sitting here chatting with some search helper?
You: that might do it
Michael(8366): Maybe wiht a little 2001 a Space Odyssey video clip thrown in for kickx?
Michael(8366): Okay, here goes.
You: w00t
Michael(8366): I have the search algorithm built and loading...
Michael(8366): On YouTube...
You: nice, algorithms
You: sounds hot
Michael(8366): The result is now loading in the ChaCha guide application...
Michael(8366): There it is!
You: cool!
You: thank you sir!
Michael(8366): This should make your life complete.
Michael(8366): You bet!
You: i await completion
Michael(8366): Would you like more for later?
You: no i should be fine for now
Michael(8366): Dig that bass line...
Michael(8366): Thank you for choosing ChaCha.
You: indeed!
Michael(8366): And check out those space vehicles, wow!
Michael(8366): I want one, too.
You: LOL
Michael(8366): WAtch out for HAL 9000 though...
Michael(8366): He'll GET you good!
You: aw meanie
Michael(8366): If you don't watch out!
Michael(8366): Bye, good buddy!
You: see ya
Michael(8366): Thank you for choosing ChaCha.

I have to wonder how many people they get honestly looking for a search.

[ 03-26-2007, 11:41 PM: Message edited by: Sir Goulum ]
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Old 03-27-2007, 04:35 AM   #33
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Jack Burton
 

Join Date: May 31, 2002
Location: Ireland
Posts: 5,854
LOL, recent one.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Mischel(57782)
Mischel(57782): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Take me home, to eldorado please
You: Thar be gold in them mountains
Mischel(57782): So what exactly would you like me to find?
You: Just take me home to eldorado if it's not too much
Mischel(57782): I'm afraid I can't find that online.
You: it's not there?
You: It came up on google earlier
Mischel(57782): "Taking you home" isn't something I can do online.
You: Well i'm not picky, on or offline
You: whichever
Mischel(57782): Well I can't exactly do something offline, I'm hear to help you search.
You: how long does it usually take
Mischel(57782): To get to El Dorado?
You: right
Mischel(57782): From where?
You: as in country?
Mischel(57782): Specific area in country.
You: Let's say northern part of Atlantis
You: Did I say Atlantis? Let's go with Atlanta.
You: What'd be the duration
You: hello?
You: My crystalline sundial is ticking
Mischel(57782): Which El Dorado? California?
You: I don't know where it's at exactly (does anyone really?) But if it says california then perhaps it is.
You: How long are we talking here
Mischel(57782): By car from Atlanta it would take approximately 36 hours.
Mischel(57782): and 42 minutes.
You: Wow
You: If I flew?
Mischel(57782): There are no flights available from Atalnta to El Dorado.
You: My dear, I have seen the great condors with my own...
You: Oh, nevermind
You: This I didn't know
You: well thank you for the info
Mischel(57782): Sure.
You: you've been a great help
You: and hey loosen up a bit life ain't that grim eh? [img]smile.gif[/img]
Mischel(57782): Sure.
You: I am sure. If you like I will build a house of Atlantean quartz and we will live in it. Or when I get to eldorado we will petition the high priest for his blessing.
Mischel(57782): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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Old 03-27-2007, 04:46 AM   #34
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Jack Burton
 

Join Date: May 31, 2002
Location: Ireland
Posts: 5,854
Okay last one for the night.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Lacy(77478)
Lacy(77478): Welcome to ChaCha!
Lacy(77478): Hello
You: See the pyramids along the Nile
Lacy(77478): Could you please be more specific as to what you're looking for?
You: Watch the sunrise on a tropic isle..
You: Just remember darlin all the while
You: You belong to me
Lacy(77478): What can I help you find today?
You: C'mon you know it
You: See the marketplace in old algiers..
Lacy(77478): Is there something I can search for you today?
You: Send me photographs and souvenirs
Lacy(77478): Of what?
You: Just remember
You: When a dream appears
You: You belong to me
You:
You: That was from the heart, my dear
Lacy(77478): ?
Lacy(77478): This is a search engine
You: Uh, this isn't Singadate.com?
Lacy(77478): No.
Lacy(77478): This is a search engine.
You: But we are in chat, I followed a link here.
Lacy(77478): Is there something else you want me to search for.
You: No...No. I wanted to show you how much I appreciate you. I love you peggysue. I do.

Then I got that ugly termination page
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Old 03-27-2007, 10:26 AM   #35
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Location: Western Wilds of Michigan
Posts: 11,752
How long until someone gets banned...?
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Old 03-27-2007, 04:45 PM   #36
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Join Date: July 29, 2003
Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb
Age: 35
Posts: 4,679
OK, this is AWESOME!

"Status: Connected to guide: James(40274)
James(40274): Welcome to ChaCha!
James(40274): Hello!
James(40274): What info can I get for you today?
You: Hey James!
You: We're still looking for johnny's wallet. Have you found it yet?
James(40274): oh no
James(40274): not another one
You: What, another wallet?
James(40274): No, another one of *you*
James(40274): you guys looking for Johnny's wallet.
You: Well, it has a beer opener, I'm sure you can realise the significance of that!
Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides."

PRICELESS!
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Old 03-27-2007, 05:12 PM   #37
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Location: Ireland
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Yes I got James too. Soon as I mentioned johnny's wallet I got sent to the "you have been involved in possible abuse action" page. Without even replyig
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Old 03-28-2007, 11:43 AM   #38
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Jack Burton
 

Join Date: May 31, 2002
Location: Ireland
Posts: 5,854
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Corinne(76663)
Corinne(76663): Welcome to ChaCha!
Corinne(76663): Hello
Corinne(76663): What can I search for you today?
You: Hiya, what's all this about a wallet then
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Teri(17425)
Teri(17425): Welcome to ChaCha!
Teri(17425): Hello.
You: Hiya, what's all this about a missing wallet then?
You: They just transferred me to you
Teri(17425): Ok, are you looking for Carmen SanDiego?
You: No, it was a wallet. I followed a link and they transferred me to you.
You: I've no idea what happens next
Teri(17425): Your search is for Carmen SanDiego.
You: It was in the link I followed I guess
Teri(17425): The search term is typed in by the Info Seeker, that is you.
Teri(17425): Not possible.
Teri(17425): Is there something I can do for you?
You: Well I can show you the link then to demonstrate that it is indeed possible
You: You want it?
Teri(17425): If you are not looking for Carmen SanDiego you will need to open a new search.
You: I just want to see this wallet they're all babbling about. Maybe it has gems in it or something, y'know?
Teri(17425): Have a great day!
Teri(17425): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

I just got a James too but I don't think it was the same one.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: James(46728)
James(46728): Welcome to ChaCha!
James(46728): Hello how can I help you today?
James(46728): sup?
You: Hiya, so what's all this tomfoolery about a wallet or some such personal apparel?
James(46728): im not sure
James(46728): i dont use a wallet
You: It's a bit odd don't you think though
You: Oh no?
James(46728): nope
James(46728): i carry as little as possible
You: Good call, i'm kinda the same but you know a wallet is like the one and all
James(46728): for some people
James(46728): i just use my pockets
James(46728): hasn't failed me yet
You: True dat
James(46728): yeah
You: I heard some talk of gemstones and a free "all you can drink pass" so i was all over it, lol
You: Ahh well ty for your time
James(46728): sure thing
You: I'll keep lookin
James(46728): have a good day
James(46728): okay
You: Cha cha bye
James(46728): see ya
James(46728): bye
James(46728): Please Rate Me! Just scroll up and hit the button

[ 03-28-2007, 11:48 AM: Message edited by: SpiritWarrior ]
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Old 03-28-2007, 01:59 PM   #39
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Join Date: May 2, 2005
Location: Finland
Age: 30
Posts: 782
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Trina(39769)
Trina(39769): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
Trina(39769): Hi! How are you?
You: Good. You?
Trina(39769): Fabulous thanks
Trina(39769): Can you give me more information on your topic, please?
You: My friend lost a wallet under strange circumstances. And I'm looking for it....
Trina(39769): Well, I'm sorry but I don't think the internet will help you
You: How so?
Trina(39769): A webiste cannot find a lost wallet.
Trina(39769): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Steven(15253)
Steven(15253): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi!
Steven(15253): How can I help you
You: Have you seen a wallet?
Steven(15253): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: No problem
You: I actually need to find a specific wallet...
Steven(15253): Are these results sufficient?
You: I'd have to find a specific wallet actually...
Steven(15253): Oh
You: It needs to contain the following: 230€, a bunch of creditcards, some personal stuff, and two strawberry flavoured condoms.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Cindy(69117)
Cindy(69117): Welcome to ChaCha!
Cindy(69117): hello
Cindy(69117): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: It needs to contain the following: 230€, a bunch of creditcards, some personal stuff, and two strawberry flavoured condoms.
Cindy(69117): Because you have not replied in awhile I believe that our connection has been interrupted and I am closing our session. Have an awesome day!
You: ?
You: I'm here
Cindy(69117): sorry
Cindy(69117): What exactly is johnnys wallet?
You: The wallet topic:It needs to contain the following: 230€, a bunch of creditcards, some personal stuff, and two strawberry flavoured condoms.
Cindy(69117): is it a wallet? a website? a person? a game?
Cindy(69117): software?
You: A wallet
Cindy(69117): ok thanks
Cindy(69117): While I am searching, have you had a chance to look at the relevant links at the side of the page?
You: Yeah, pretty good.
Cindy(69117): Are these results sufficient?
You: Would you have happened to have found something connected to a gaming site?
Cindy(69117): I could do that for you
Cindy(69117): what type of game?
You: Something about Ironworking?
Cindy(69117): ok does this have anything to do with Johnny wallet?
You: Yeah
Cindy(69117): ok one moment please
You: No problem
Cindy(69117): I have found nothing like that
Cindy(69117): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: Yeah, a thread at a forum making fun of the ChaCha search engine... Thanx for the results BTW!
Cindy(69117): Have an awesome day, it was a pleasure searching for you!
Cindy(69117): My pleasure
Cindy(69117): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.


I liked this: http://www.europeanstyleonline.com/kjohnny/kjohnny.htm
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