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Old 03-25-2007, 09:32 PM   #21
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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Luke(63019)
Luke(63019): Welcome to ChaCha!
Luke(63019): Hello.
Luke(63019): How can I help you?
You: I'm looking for a site that sells fags
Luke(63019): Fags, as in...?
You: ya know, smokes
Luke(63019): Ah, okay.
Luke(63019): Just one second while I search for you [img]smile.gif[/img] .
You: visting an old mate in KY
Luke(63019): How are these results?
You: eh mate, those are great
Luke(63019): anything else I can do for you?
You: did you happen to find me mates wallet?
Luke(63019): I am not sure what you mean..
You: me mate Johnny, he lost his bloody wallet, have you guys found it yet?
Luke(63019): I didn't know we were looking..
Luke(63019): Is that it?
You: ell yea'll ya looking, janice, michael, janie, and maybe even dora
Luke(63019): How about that one?
You: well if you have not found johnnys wallet, then thanks for the fags site
Luke(63019): No problem.
Luke(63019): You have a nice day.
You: ell yea'll, that one will do it mate.
Luke(63019): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended
This guy waited before sending me to the bad, bad eviction page.

He found some sites offereing cheap smokes, and who knows what else.

He also posted this in reference to Johnny's wallet. Had to chuckle about this one, as it has stuff in it.
Just had to rate him a "Great"!
I guess I need to spend more time with the British exchange instructor if we are to maintain this parley.

http://www.aandtleather.com/images/wallets/LICW-02.jpg

[ 03-25-2007, 09:38 PM: Message edited by: Felix The Assassin ]
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Old 03-25-2007, 11:25 PM   #22
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HAH! Awesome! just wanted to see how learned they are. [img]smile.gif[/img]

When he said "as in?" you could have been REALLY banned if you said some other things. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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Old 03-25-2007, 11:55 PM   #23
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Status: Connecting ...
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Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: mary(57014)
mary(57014): Welcome to ChaCha!
mary(57014): Hi
You: hi
mary(57014): Do you want the download for it?
You: but i not tell what i look for
mary(57014): Ok what are you looking for?
You: my grinder is broken. I need to buy some sparks. Do you know where?
mary(57014): food grinder?
You: Angle Grinder. 9 inch. It's run out of sparks.
mary(57014): Let me see what I can find for you
You: don't look without your safety goggles!!! Worksafe!
mary(57014): Im not sure if you can buy the sparks for it.
mary(57014): Let me transfer you
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Sheena(75688)
Sheena(75688): Welcome to ChaCha!
Sheena(75688): What can i help you with about this enquiry?
You: My grinder has run out of sparks. Looking for an Ironworks site.

Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides.

...To protect their guides from Ironworkers, apparently. Didn't even get to tell 'em i'd found a wallet and ask if they could find johnny...
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Old 03-26-2007, 01:34 PM   #24
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The wallet story is becoming legendary.
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Old 03-26-2007, 01:41 PM   #25
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"jamie(3545): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi Jamie.
jamie(3545): hi
jamie(3545): Please be more specific as to what you would like me to search for you.
You: I've found this wallet and it's marked "johnny". Do you know who's it is?
jamie(3545): sorry, can't help you there
jamie(3545): return it to the police
You: Will do.
You: Thanks
jamie(3545): hope it finds it's way to johnny."
There, johnny, go to your nearest police station(if you're not in danger of an arrest), and look for it.
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Old 03-26-2007, 01:46 PM   #26
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Michele(47433): Welcome to ChaCha!
Michele(47433): Hello
Michele(47433): How are you?
You: good
Michele(47433): How may I help you today?
You: I'm lokking for a wallet that my friend lost.
You: His name's Johnny
Michele(47433): Okay, where were you when he lost it?
You: At home, but I was wondering if there was like a lost and found on the internet.
Michele(47433): I don't believe so.
Michele(47433): You might look around the house.
You: Well, where could he find a new one?
Michele(47433): Has he checked out the local stores?
You: Don't think so...
Michele(47433): Well, he might start there to find another one.
Michele(47433): Hope this helps
Michele(47433): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: But, is there a place online which sells wallets?
You: And beer
Michele(47433): Yes
You: Well?
Michele(47433): I can only search for wallets
Michele(47433): What kind is he looking for?
You: One with beer... Or an opener probably...
Michele(47433): I am ending this session, have a great day.
Michele(47433): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.


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Old 03-26-2007, 02:28 PM   #27
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Do tehse people all get together and communicate? Cos eventually tehy will realise what's going on here I think...
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Old 03-26-2007, 03:01 PM   #28
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Well, then we could welcome them in a familiar fashion

Thanks for using IW, the place to file missing wallets
What can i do you for today ?

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Old 03-26-2007, 03:52 PM   #29
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bozos of Bones:

You: I've found this wallet and it's marked "johnny". Do you know who's it is?
It's supposed to be whose [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]

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Old 03-26-2007, 05:28 PM   #30
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Someone should ask for some lucky lotto numbers. Ask THEM to give you some! [img]smile.gif[/img]
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