09-21-2003, 08:27 PM | #2 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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"In todays news the creators of the well selling "Tic-Tac" breath mints have found a gap in the market. Introducing the new "Bovine Tic-Tacs"! Will give your bovine fresh breath or your money back."
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09-21-2003, 08:32 PM | #3 |
Iron Throne Cult
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"My God..."
"I know ma, Jonie was so beautiful, but now look how bad her gengivitis has gotten!" |
09-21-2003, 10:14 PM | #4 |
Unicorn
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"Say ah!"
"How about a kiss baby?"
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09-22-2003, 01:44 AM | #5 |
Emerald Dragon
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RRRRIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!
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09-22-2003, 02:42 AM | #6 |
Dracolisk
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"Fortunetly Ol' Bessy didn't have mad cow disease, 'twas just a cow that was crazy."
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09-22-2003, 04:05 AM | #7 |
Jack Burton
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Scientists create talking cow. First words "Have I got something between my teeth?"
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09-22-2003, 07:43 PM | #8 |
John Locke
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'When you milk your cows too hard....'
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09-22-2003, 08:14 PM | #9 |
Xanathar Thieves Guild
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Location: Wichita, KS USA
Age: 60
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Excuse me, have you seen my teeth anywhere?
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09-23-2003, 04:05 PM | #10 |
Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
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The estimated predominate species within the year 3000.
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