Blonde Joke OK! OK!

Arvon · 09-10-2004, 07:23 AM

Gambling Nude

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that she strips naked from her neck down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs new clothes!"

Then she hollers..."YES! yes,! I WON! I WON!" Then she begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves..

The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The other answers, "I thought YOU were watching!"

Hivetyrant · 09-10-2004, 07:27 AM

Hehehehe

That was Hilarious [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Kakero · 09-10-2004, 07:30 AM

LMAO, that was cool.

Avatar · 09-10-2004, 09:35 AM

Except she picked up her own money and not the extras she supposedly won?

Xen · 09-10-2004, 09:36 AM

Heh that was pretty funny. I like it.

Harkoliar · 09-10-2004, 10:29 AM

cute...

Sythe · 09-10-2004, 05:23 PM

Ah finally a smart blonde. [img]tongue.gif[/img] . Pleasantly surprised this is not a typical dumb blonde joke. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

T-D-C · 09-10-2004, 05:53 PM

LOL Good one!

My blonde wife loved that one!

RoSs_bg2_rox · 09-10-2004, 05:56 PM

Lol. TDC-your comment actually made me laugh more than the joke! LOL! That was great!

/)eathKiller · 09-10-2004, 06:25 PM

LOL (*'_')b !

09-10-2004, 07:23 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Gambling Nude Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she strips naked from her neck down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs new clothes!" Then she hollers..."YES! yes,! I WON! I WON!" Then she begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves.. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The other answers, "I thought YOU were watching!" __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

09-10-2004, 09:35 AM	#4
Avatar Vampire Join Date: April 28, 2001 Location: Cambridge Age: 40 Posts: 3,877	Except she picked up her own money and not the extras she supposedly won? __________________ <b>Ê†ë®Ñï†Ý \'s Avariel<br /></b><br />Creator and Mithril Protector of the ALSB Clan <br /> [img]\"http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/avatar.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

09-10-2004, 10:29 AM	#6
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	cute... __________________ Catch me if you can..

09-10-2004, 05:23 PM	#7
Sythe Ra Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: The US of A Age: 35 Posts: 2,365	Ah finally a smart blonde. [img]tongue.gif[/img] . Pleasantly surprised this is not a typical dumb blonde joke. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Slythe is back! Back again! Haha! <br /><br />[url]\"http://imageshack.us\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/9928/130blood4ts.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

09-10-2004, 05:53 PM	#8
T-D-C Ironworks Moderator Join Date: October 26, 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia Age: 43 Posts: 4,415	LOL Good one! My blonde wife loved that one! __________________

09-10-2004, 07:27 AM	#2
Hivetyrant Jack Burton Join Date: August 24, 2002 Location: Aussie now in the US of A! Age: 37 Posts: 5,403	Hehehehe That was Hilarious [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

09-10-2004, 07:30 AM	#3
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	LMAO, that was cool.

09-10-2004, 09:36 AM	#5
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 36 Posts: 8,554	Heh that was pretty funny. I like it.

09-10-2004, 05:56 PM	#9
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 34 Posts: 5,225	Lol. TDC-your comment actually made me laugh more than the joke! LOL! That was great! __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

09-10-2004, 06:25 PM	#10
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	LOL (*'_')b ! __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

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