You never know what you might invent over a few drinks!

Ronn_Bman · 11-22-2002, 08:07 PM

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks "Bartender, got any specials today?

The bartender says, "Yes, as a matter of fact, we have a new drink invented by a gynecologist patron of ours. It's a mixture of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Smirnoff Vodka."

The guy asks, "Geeze, what the heck is that?"

The Bartender says, "Well, we call it a 'Pabst Smir'"

[ 11-22-2002, 08:07 PM: Message edited by: Ronn_Bman ]

Attalus · 11-22-2002, 08:08 PM

UGGHHHH!!! Actually, pretty good.

antryg · 11-22-2002, 08:13 PM

Is your head supposed to turn away from the screen to the left or the right when you groan after reading this joke?

johnny · 11-22-2002, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by antryg:
Is your head supposed to turn away from the screen to the left or the right when you groan after reading this joke?

Both will do fine.

Ladyzekke · 11-22-2002, 08:31 PM

Very good Ronn, many high praises, as of course I am a lover of LAME

Ronn_Bman · 11-22-2002, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by antryg:
Is your head supposed to turn away from the screen to the left or the right when you groan after reading this joke?

YES!

Charlie · 11-22-2002, 11:55 PM

I walked into a bar the other day, it nearly killed me.

It was an iron bar, I'll have to look where I'm going in future.

Bruce The Aussie · 11-23-2002, 07:45 AM

you know, that would be really confusing if you didn't know what a gynocologist was. still funny [img]smile.gif[/img]

11-22-2002, 08:07 PM	#1
Ronn_Bman Zartan Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: North Carolina USA Age: 57 Posts: 5,177	A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks "Bartender, got any specials today? The bartender says, "Yes, as a matter of fact, we have a new drink invented by a gynecologist patron of ours. It's a mixture of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Smirnoff Vodka." The guy asks, "Geeze, what the heck is that?" The Bartender says, "Well, we call it a 'Pabst Smir'" [ 11-22-2002, 08:07 PM: Message edited by: Ronn_Bman ] __________________ [img]\"http://home.carolina.rr.com/orthanc/pics/Spinning%20Hammer%20Sig%20Pic.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

11-22-2002, 08:13 PM	#3
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11-22-2002, 08:31 PM	#5
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	Very good Ronn, many high praises, as of course I am a lover of LAME __________________ Reality Show Recaps

11-22-2002, 11:55 PM	#7
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11-23-2002, 07:45 AM	#8
Bruce The Aussie Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Chaotica (london,england) Age: 37 Posts: 1,798	you know, that would be really confusing if you didn't know what a gynocologist was. still funny [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/bruce.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Have a nice day <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" /> <br />cloudkingdom.co.uk<br />\"be calm, be happy, be stoned\"<br />The person currently speaking is(tick appropriate): Me/My inner child/the voices in my head/my inner demons

11-22-2002, 08:08 PM	#2
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	UGGHHHH!!! Actually, pretty good.

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