warning.... blonde joke ahead.....

Charean · 04-25-2002, 07:16 PM

YOU'LL LOVE THE ENDING"

The other day I was in the local auto part store.

A lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap.

We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?"

She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost some how
and I need a new one."

"What kind of a car is it on," they asked?

I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she said its a Buick.

"OK lady, how big is it?"

She makes a circle with her hands about 3-1/2 inches in diameter.

What does it do?," we asked.

She said, "I don't know, but it's always been there."

One of us gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a
picture of it.

So she makes a circle about 3-1/2 inches in diameter and in the center
she writes 710.

The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she
writes it... and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in
hysterics.

(directions ... draw a circle, write 710 in the middle of it, and turn it around)

Sir Goulum · 04-25-2002, 07:18 PM

LOL! Ah thats great!

Beltazar · 04-25-2002, 07:19 PM

LMAO that was GREAT... lmao...I can't stop laughing

johnny · 04-25-2002, 07:22 PM

excellent dude, keep em coming rotflmao

TAOWolf · 04-25-2002, 07:25 PM

ha ha.............*LOL* (considering i'm a blonde)

A blonde walks into an appliance store, walks up to the counter and points above the salesman's head.

"I'd like to buy that T.V." she says pointing again.

"I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes" the salesman says.

Mad, she turns around at walks out. She comes back the next day, and says the same thing to a different salesman.

"I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes" the salesman says.

Mad, she walks out. She stands there thinking, then goes to Wal-mart, and buys some brown hair color.

The next day she walks in, toting brown hair and walks up to the counter pointing above the salesman, "I'd like to buy that T.V. right there" smiling.

The salesman shakes his head, laughing and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry but we DO NOT sell to blondes, I told you that."

Angry, she yells at him, "I have brown hair not blonde!! How do you know I'm blonde??"

Laughing, he looks up and says, "That is a microwave"........

[ 04-25-2002, 07:26 PM: Message edited by: TAOWolf ]

Silver Cheetah · 04-25-2002, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TAOWolf:
ha ha.............*LOL* (considering i'm a blonde)

A blonde walks into an appliance store, walks up to the counter and points above the salesman's head.

"I'd like to buy that T.V." she says pointing again.

"I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes" the salesman says.

Mad, she turns around at walks out. She comes back the next day, and says the same thing to a different salesman.

"I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes" the salesman says.

Mad, she walks out. She stands there thinking, then goes to Wal-mart, and buys some brown hair color.

The next day she walks in, toting brown hair and walks up to the counter pointing above the salesman, "I'd like to buy that T.V. right there" smiling.

The salesman shakes his head, laughing and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry but we DO NOT sell to blondes, I told you that."

Angry, she yells at him, "I have brown hair not blonde!! How do you know I'm blonde??"

Laughing, he looks up and says, "That is a microwave"........

Got any male blond jokes?

LennonCook · 04-25-2002, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Silver Cheetah:
Got any male blond jokes?

God forbid [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Tiamat · 04-26-2002, 07:42 PM

have dyed hair to brown........ so JOKE DEFLECTION! and that salesmant needs to set up the bomb........

slayer666 · 04-26-2002, 11:01 PM

heard the 2nd one before but the first one is great keepem coming

04-25-2002, 07:16 PM	#1
Charean Hathor Join Date: March 6, 2001 Location: Waxahachie, TX Age: 60 Posts: 2,201	YOU'LL LOVE THE ENDING" The other day I was in the local auto part store. A lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?" She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost some how and I need a new one." "What kind of a car is it on," they asked? I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she said its a Buick. "OK lady, how big is it?" She makes a circle with her hands about 3-1/2 inches in diameter. What does it do?," we asked. She said, "I don't know, but it's always been there." One of us gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3-1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710. The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes it... and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics. (directions ... draw a circle, write 710 in the middle of it, and turn it around) __________________ And then there were 6.

04-25-2002, 07:19 PM	#3
Beltazar Zhentarim Guard Join Date: April 22, 2002 Location: San Anselmo CA Posts: 306	LMAO that was GREAT... lmao...I can't stop laughing __________________ <br /><br />\"Just trust me. After all I\'m the floating, glowing guy.\"

04-25-2002, 07:22 PM	#4
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	excellent dude, keep em coming rotflmao __________________

04-25-2002, 07:25 PM	#5
TAOWolf White Dragon Join Date: December 1, 2001 Location: Mountains of Arkansas, US Posts: 1,887	ha ha.............LOL (considering i'm a blonde) A blonde walks into an appliance store, walks up to the counter and points above the salesman's head. "I'd like to buy that T.V." she says pointing again. "I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes" the salesman says. Mad, she turns around at walks out. She comes back the next day, and says the same thing to a different salesman. "I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes" the salesman says. Mad, she walks out. She stands there thinking, then goes to Wal-mart, and buys some brown hair color. The next day she walks in, toting brown hair and walks up to the counter pointing above the salesman, "I'd like to buy that T.V. right there" smiling. The salesman shakes his head, laughing and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry but we DO NOT sell to blondes, I told you that." Angry, she yells at him, "I have brown hair not blonde!! How do you know I'm blonde??" Laughing, he looks up and says, "That is a microwave"........ [ 04-25-2002, 07:26 PM: Message edited by: TAOWolf ] __________________ May the moon always shine upon your face, and your imagination soar to the heavens.... Chan ann leis a’chiad bhuille thuiteas a’chraobh.

04-26-2002, 11:01 PM	#9
slayer666 The Magister Join Date: April 25, 2002 Location: Mukilteo, Washington, US of A Posts: 114	heard the 2nd one before but the first one is great keepem coming __________________ <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[1drizzt]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/1drizzt.gif\" /> <br />\"Where in the nine hells did you get the notion that I was going to fight fair?\" -Drizzt Do\'Urden<br /><br />All bow down to System of a Down!

04-25-2002, 07:18 PM	#2
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 35 Posts: 8,985	LOL! Ah thats great!

04-26-2002, 07:42 PM	#8
Tiamat Banned User Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: In Abyss Posts: 1,181	have dyed hair to brown........ so JOKE DEFLECTION! and that salesmant needs to set up the bomb........

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