twisted humor from your favorite village idiot from the abyss.......

07-12-2001, 10:43 PM

A few things that didnt cut the mustard that my inventors created.
WARNING! THIS MAY NOT BE FUNNY TO YOU!

Skit #1: Demogorgon's run in with the Iam Weasel Crowd

With the help of the lord of murder, Bhaal, Demogorgon took over the abyssal and half the Realms. But, what Babboon Breath........ (hears demo gorgon yelling at the narrator) EHMMMMMM......... Great All Powerful Demogorgon doesnt know is hes about to meet the silliest, most "what are the directors on" gang of all time: The Iam Weasel Crowd! SPECIAL GUEST:REN AND STIMPY!!!!!
On with this story.....

Demogorgon:God, Im bored.

meanwhile........
Iam Weasel: IR! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!
IR. Babboon: IR playinz withz inter dimensionallll devise OF IR!
Iam Weasel: BABBOON YOUR DISAPPEARING!!!!!
IR: HELP ME WEAZEL!!!!!!!!

Demo: WHATS HAPPENING TO ME!!!!!!
(demo and ir switch bodies)

IR: KOOL!!!! STUUPPPPIDDD WEAZEL IZ MIZZING OUT ON WONDERFUL PLAZE!!

Ir jumps around and hits his head on a statue of demo......

Iam: IR! Your OKAY!!
Demo: WHO IN THE NINE HELLS ARE YOU!!! (speaking with red eyes and a black devil tail and black bat wings)
Iam: MY GOD! You've become SENTIENT!!!! JOY! (dances like ir's victory dance)
Demo: BOW TO ME!!!!!!
Iam: You have stayed up watching too much of that PokeballXZ! TO BED IR!!!
Demo: IMBECILE!!!!!
Iam: Just who are you anyway?
Demo grabs the camera and screeches at the little kid thats watching: IM DEMOGORGON!!!! I EAT LITTLE KIDZ!!!!!! (kid screams and runs to mom)
Meanwhile back in Demo's palace.....
MASTER!!! DONT GO!
IR in demos body is about to say the f word to AO......
IR: BAZZZZZ!!!!!!!!
AO: DEMO! GET BACK TO YOUR PIT OF CURRUPTION!!!!!!
IR: .....(says the f word)
AO: AOINIAN BEAM OF GENITAL DISFIGURING!!!!
Ir has a meeeeessssed up body lets just say that....
Iam: Ir, why are you taking over the world.....
Demo: CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT! NOW DIE!!!
Iam: Watch it with the SEWAGE GUN!!!
just as the dummwitted ir is about to get blasted by AO.......
REN AND STIMPY COME IN AND SAVE THE DAY!!!!!
Ren: Listen pal (talking to AO) I dont like your STUUUUPID ATTITUDE!
(knocks ao off the cliff of no return (like a kill everything void of nothingness) and slaps off Demo's body killing ir!
Stimpy travels to the iam weasel dimension....
Stimpy: DAAAA? What did ren say about using this? (a gamma ray gun)
Possed Ir: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!!
Stimpy blasts the entire dimension apart, leaving only him

Epilogue
Ren: Stimpy, we did it this time!
Stimpy: More bacon Ren?
Demo's head is on pikes aswell as all the gods, and all the characters from the iam weasel universe (cow and chicken too)
Ren: Surrre..... (stimpy gets it from demos's butt)

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!
not funny? if it is tell me!

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Will the real cheesy lich stop using timestop, stop using time stop, YEAH BABY! :1diablo:

Jerome · 07-12-2001, 10:47 PM

Good god man! What the hell have you been smoking?

And where can *i* get some?

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Lioness · 07-12-2001, 10:49 PM

er...ROTFLMAO!!!..AT LEAST, i THINK SO...it was a little confusing, V.I., but amusing! Throw Minsc in there somewhere, and you've got a whole new sitcom.

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Official teaser and ranger of the HADB Clan
"Evil round every corner...careful not to step in any."-Minsc
"Gimme a sword, I'll win this war for you!"-Mad Martigan

BlackAssassin · 07-12-2001, 10:56 PM

I think jan has been slipping you some of his "Magic Turnips" if you know what i mean.

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ShadowMaster of the Theives of Darkness.

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Lord of Alcohol · 07-12-2001, 11:07 PM

I wanna buy some acid from you man, e-mail me

07-13-2001, 01:07 PM

Guy:
The twisted FUNKY CONGO ASPY WASPY drink will be in stores tommorrow.
It.......... makes you dance a jig, it makes women think your a pig! Get drunk on it, and put on a neon bonnet! It'll make you sillier than me..... omg i have to pee! (i dont really)

Gwhanos: Where'd you get this guy?
Demon: the tabbacco company.

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Will the real cheesy lich stop using timestop, stop using time stop, YEAH BABY! :1diablo:

Moridin · 07-13-2001, 01:15 PM

Dude you need to get off the hash and back into reality

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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig

07-13-2001, 02:08 PM

Mybe Dragon Ukabu Brew ? Look down at your chest....still have your shirt on Lord of Evil?

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Boo misses me, I gotta go.

Waluin · 07-13-2001, 02:09 PM

Bong is Beautiful

07-13-2001, 02:49 PM

More Outragous stuff!
Hilarious Adventure Of Minsc

Minsc enters bar
Minsc: The Great MINSC AND BOO ARE HERE!!!
Boo:Sqeeek! (thinks Gee, what an idiot)
Drunk: I'ave gat sum kwest fer ye....
Minsc: SPEAK WITH CLARITY GOOD MAN!!!
Haughty Theif: Hey I. Diot, catch!
Throws a poisoned dagger at minsc
bar laughs....
Minsc: OWWW!!! Poison....... (in a high voice he screams EVERYBODY DANCE NOW)
Boo, who was getting pissed at the disco dancing minsc and getting the harlot's attention decided to speak up....
Boo: (floats into the air) HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN? ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!! I'm going to show you all my true form......
Boo spazzes out and turns into a giant hampster with red eyes
Boo: I AM BOO! YOUR NEW MASTER!!!
Suddenly...... The Gerbil Squad Has come to Save the Day!!!!
Gerbils: Boo! Stop this madness or We SHALL THROW OUR FECES!!!!
Boo: I'll deflect them
Gerbils: PREPARE TO GET STINKY!!
A Gerbil Magi casts Power Word: Poop on Boo, making Boo a hampster with a squimish attiude like a school girl!

Boo: EEWWWW! YOUR JUST TOTALLY SICK!!
Gerbils: Dont make us use the Cow Pie Mega Crossbow!!!!
Boo: Take this! (throws a yellow acid at them)
Gerbils use Feces Shield tp protect themselves
Gerbils aimed their cross bow at boo's mouth as they said open WIDE!!
Boo: GUIHUIHLJLJLJL! (coughs on cow dung) NOOOOO! IM MELTING!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile.....
Harlot: Come and get it (as she was laying on the bed)
Minsc does go for it and then when the harlot turns vamp, he uses Daystar to kill her.
Harlot: AGHHHHHHH!!!
All the cast say together: AND THAT KIDS IS HOW BABIES ARE MADE!!!!!
Then Cats, (cyborg from the all your base movie) says HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!???? Then they all do a matrix jump then it says....
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07-12-2001, 10:43 PM	#1
Gwhanos, Lord Of Evil Guest Posts: n/a	A few things that didnt cut the mustard that my inventors created. WARNING! THIS MAY NOT BE FUNNY TO YOU! Skit #1: Demogorgon's run in with the Iam Weasel Crowd With the help of the lord of murder, Bhaal, Demogorgon took over the abyssal and half the Realms. But, what Babboon Breath........ (hears demo gorgon yelling at the narrator) EHMMMMMM......... Great All Powerful Demogorgon doesnt know is hes about to meet the silliest, most "what are the directors on" gang of all time: The Iam Weasel Crowd! SPECIAL GUEST:REN AND STIMPY!!!!! On with this story..... Demogorgon:God, Im bored. meanwhile........ Iam Weasel: IR! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING! IR. Babboon: IR playinz withz inter dimensionallll devise OF IR! Iam Weasel: BABBOON YOUR DISAPPEARING!!!!! IR: HELP ME WEAZEL!!!!!!!! Demo: WHATS HAPPENING TO ME!!!!!! (demo and ir switch bodies) IR: KOOL!!!! STUUPPPPIDDD WEAZEL IZ MIZZING OUT ON WONDERFUL PLAZE!! Ir jumps around and hits his head on a statue of demo...... Iam: IR! Your OKAY!! Demo: WHO IN THE NINE HELLS ARE YOU!!! (speaking with red eyes and a black devil tail and black bat wings) Iam: MY GOD! You've become SENTIENT!!!! JOY! (dances like ir's victory dance) Demo: BOW TO ME!!!!!! Iam: You have stayed up watching too much of that PokeballXZ! TO BED IR!!! Demo: IMBECILE!!!!! Iam: Just who are you anyway? Demo grabs the camera and screeches at the little kid thats watching: IM DEMOGORGON!!!! I EAT LITTLE KIDZ!!!!!! (kid screams and runs to mom) Meanwhile back in Demo's palace..... MASTER!!! DONT GO! IR in demos body is about to say the f word to AO...... IR: BAZZZZZ!!!!!!!! AO: DEMO! GET BACK TO YOUR PIT OF CURRUPTION!!!!!! IR: .....(says the f word) AO: AOINIAN BEAM OF GENITAL DISFIGURING!!!! Ir has a meeeeessssed up body lets just say that.... Iam: Ir, why are you taking over the world..... Demo: CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT! NOW DIE!!! Iam: Watch it with the SEWAGE GUN!!! just as the dummwitted ir is about to get blasted by AO....... REN AND STIMPY COME IN AND SAVE THE DAY!!!!! Ren: Listen pal (talking to AO) I dont like your STUUUUPID ATTITUDE! (knocks ao off the cliff of no return (like a kill everything void of nothingness) and slaps off Demo's body killing ir! Stimpy travels to the iam weasel dimension.... Stimpy: DAAAA? What did ren say about using this? (a gamma ray gun) Possed Ir: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!! Stimpy blasts the entire dimension apart, leaving only him Epilogue Ren: Stimpy, we did it this time! Stimpy: More bacon Ren? Demo's head is on pikes aswell as all the gods, and all the characters from the iam weasel universe (cow and chicken too) Ren: Surrre..... (stimpy gets it from demos's butt) THE END!!!!!!!!!!! not funny? if it is tell me! ------------------ Will the real cheesy lich stop using timestop, stop using time stop, YEAH BABY! :1diablo:

07-12-2001, 10:47 PM	#2
Jerome Knight of the Rose Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Scotland Age: 38 Posts: 4,418	Good god man! What the hell have you been smoking? And where can i get some? ------------------

07-12-2001, 10:49 PM	#3
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	er...ROTFLMAO!!!..AT LEAST, i THINK SO...it was a little confusing, V.I., but amusing! Throw Minsc in there somewhere, and you've got a whole new sitcom. ------------------ Official teaser and ranger of the HADB Clan "Evil round every corner...careful not to step in any."-Minsc "Gimme a sword, I'll win this war for you!"-Mad Martigan

07-12-2001, 10:56 PM	#4
BlackAssassin Zhentarim Guard Join Date: April 3, 2001 Location: Melb, Vic, Australia Posts: 335	I think jan has been slipping you some of his "Magic Turnips" if you know what i mean. ------------------ ShadowMaster of the Theives of Darkness. []####[]::::::>

07-12-2001, 11:07 PM	#5
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 60 Posts: 4,570	I wanna buy some acid from you man, e-mail me

07-13-2001, 01:07 PM	#6
Gwhanos, Lord Of Evil Guest Posts: n/a	Guy: The twisted FUNKY CONGO ASPY WASPY drink will be in stores tommorrow. It.......... makes you dance a jig, it makes women think your a pig! Get drunk on it, and put on a neon bonnet! It'll make you sillier than me..... omg i have to pee! (i dont really) Gwhanos: Where'd you get this guy? Demon: the tabbacco company. ------------------ Will the real cheesy lich stop using timestop, stop using time stop, YEAH BABY! :1diablo:

07-13-2001, 01:15 PM	#7
Moridin Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 1,735	Dude you need to get off the hash and back into reality ------------------ Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig

07-13-2001, 02:08 PM	#8
Conan Guest Posts: n/a	Mybe Dragon Ukabu Brew ? Look down at your chest....still have your shirt on Lord of Evil? ------------------ Boo misses me, I gotta go.

07-13-2001, 02:09 PM	#9
Waluin Avatar Join Date: June 23, 2001 Location: Toledo, OH Posts: 598	Bong is Beautiful

07-13-2001, 02:49 PM	#10
Gwhanos, Lord Of Evil Guest Posts: n/a	More Outragous stuff! Hilarious Adventure Of Minsc Minsc enters bar Minsc: The Great MINSC AND BOO ARE HERE!!! Boo:Sqeeek! (thinks Gee, what an idiot) Drunk: I'ave gat sum kwest fer ye.... Minsc: SPEAK WITH CLARITY GOOD MAN!!! Haughty Theif: Hey I. Diot, catch! Throws a poisoned dagger at minsc bar laughs.... Minsc: OWWW!!! Poison....... (in a high voice he screams EVERYBODY DANCE NOW) Boo, who was getting pissed at the disco dancing minsc and getting the harlot's attention decided to speak up.... Boo: (floats into the air) HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN? ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!! I'm going to show you all my true form...... Boo spazzes out and turns into a giant hampster with red eyes Boo: I AM BOO! YOUR NEW MASTER!!! Suddenly...... The Gerbil Squad Has come to Save the Day!!!! Gerbils: Boo! Stop this madness or We SHALL THROW OUR FECES!!!! Boo: I'll deflect them Gerbils: PREPARE TO GET STINKY!! A Gerbil Magi casts Power Word: Poop on Boo, making Boo a hampster with a squimish attiude like a school girl! Boo: EEWWWW! YOUR JUST TOTALLY SICK!! Gerbils: Dont make us use the Cow Pie Mega Crossbow!!!! Boo: Take this! (throws a yellow acid at them) Gerbils use Feces Shield tp protect themselves Gerbils aimed their cross bow at boo's mouth as they said open WIDE!! Boo: GUIHUIHLJLJLJL! (coughs on cow dung) NOOOOO! IM MELTING!!!!!!!! Meanwhile..... Harlot: Come and get it (as she was laying on the bed) Minsc does go for it and then when the harlot turns vamp, he uses Daystar to kill her. Harlot: AGHHHHHHH!!! All the cast say together: AND THAT KIDS IS HOW BABIES ARE MADE!!!!! Then Cats, (cyborg from the all your base movie) says HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN? ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!???? Then they all do a matrix jump then it says.... _ :_ :_ /\/

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