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Re: Chuck Norris
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be inches away from death.
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10-03-2007, 01:09 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris
I heard he hires a stuntman to do the roundhouse kicks.
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10-03-2007, 01:09 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris
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10-03-2007, 02:23 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris
"The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris. "
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10-03-2007, 03:26 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris
How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?
'If'? Chuck Norris can chuck whatever he damn wants.
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10-03-2007, 06:01 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris in Oblivion: 'nuff said.
 Check out the guy's YouTube channel if you want to see more.
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10-03-2007, 09:04 PM
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Dracolisk
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Re: Chuck Norris
* Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the f***k Chuck Norris is.
* Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone. * If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's friggen beef! * Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas. * When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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10-03-2007, 10:49 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris
My personal fav...
When it rains out, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet... the rain gets Chuck Norris'd |
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10-04-2007, 01:22 AM
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Dracolisk
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Re: Chuck Norris
oh this one just cracked me up ...
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter 
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10-05-2007, 01:41 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can venture forth without gathering his party.
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