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You said your mattress was really cheap? That's probably the source of your bugs [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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05-07-2005, 10:13 PM
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Once, while camping out I had a coyote decide to take a nap on my sleeping bag while I was in it. That was a suprise for me.
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05-07-2005, 11:00 PM
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Fzoul Chembryl
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the worst thing i ever found in my bed was poop. carol, despite having a diaper on, managed to poop on my bed. turns out one side of the diaper was giving her a wedgie so it didn't take much to leak. lots of people don't beleive me that i have trouble smelling dirty diapers, but i swear i didn't smell a thing until i saw it.
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05-08-2005, 01:49 AM
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Dead body.
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05-08-2005, 07:25 AM
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Nah, you're probably a necromancer, and enjoyed that very much, didn't you ? And besides, noone's really interrested in your romantic outbursts with decaying corpses.
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Hey johnny, do you mean Necromancers or necrophiles? Or can't it be both? (Still can't beleive that making love to a corpse isn't even illegal in this country....)
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05-08-2005, 08:47 AM
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40th Level Warrior
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Oh yeah, it's necrophiles.
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