OK Guys, Here are your orders

Arvon · 04-23-2002, 01:36 PM

Rules For Men

1. The Female always makes The Rules.

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

Sazerac · 04-23-2002, 02:00 PM

The first time I heard that joke, I laughed so hard I kicked the slats out from under my cradle.

uss · 04-23-2002, 02:29 PM

lol! thats funny, arvon! [img]smile.gif[/img]

TheThing · 04-23-2002, 02:34 PM

true [img]smile.gif[/img]

Blade · 04-23-2002, 02:44 PM

lol describes the women i know [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Beltazar · 04-23-2002, 02:47 PM

that's pretty funny [img]smile.gif[/img]

johnny · 04-23-2002, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blade:
lol describes the women i know [img]tongue.gif[/img]

you only know women like that ????
here's a tip : get out of town as quick as you can ! lol

Spelca · 04-23-2002, 03:51 PM

Ahh, how true...... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

TheThing · 04-23-2002, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:

quote:
Originally posted by Blade:
lol describes the women i know [img]tongue.gif[/img]

you only know women like that ????
here's a tip : get out of town as quick as you can ! lol[/QUOTE]yeah, right, you know differently

there was this joke. ppl died and they go to heaven, in the pearl gate, St. peter said "every man who is NOT afraid of his wife, stand on my right hand, the others stand on the left hand."

at the end, only one man stands on St. Peter's right hand. Peter was solely disappointed, but he talked to the brave man "so, you are not afraid of your wife?" the man said "oh, she told me to 'stay here!' "

you know why we love them? it ain't because they are little bitchs, but because they know all the ways to make you feel sorry and love them unyieldingly at the same time.

/)eathKiller · 04-23-2002, 04:27 PM

true... very... very true...

04-23-2002, 01:36 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Rules For Men 1. The Female always makes The Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules. 5. The Female is never wrong. 6. If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong. 7. If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time. 9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female. 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

04-23-2002, 02:00 PM	#2
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 60 Posts: 7,387	The first time I heard that joke, I laughed so hard I kicked the slats out from under my cradle. __________________ "And all my days are trances, and all my nightly dreams, Are where thy grey eye glances, and where thy footstep gleams, In what ethereal dances, by what eternal streams..."

04-23-2002, 02:44 PM	#5
Blade Emerald Dragon Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: spokane wa usa Age: 40 Posts: 926	lol describes the women i know [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ <br /><br />All blades cut, be they made from metal or wood, but the sharpest and deadliest blade is the one of knowledge, and that is the least used.<br />An Archmage of the HADB

04-23-2002, 02:47 PM	#6
Beltazar Zhentarim Guard Join Date: April 22, 2002 Location: San Anselmo CA Posts: 306	that's pretty funny [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ <br /><br />\"Just trust me. After all I\'m the floating, glowing guy.\"

04-23-2002, 03:51 PM	#8
Spelca Emerald Dragon Join Date: January 3, 2002 Location: From Slovenia, in Sweden Age: 42 Posts: 931	Ahh, how true...... [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ At one time or another there will be a choice: you or the wall. (J. Winterson)

04-23-2002, 02:29 PM	#3
uss 20th Level Warrior Join Date: November 16, 2001 Location: Estonia Age: 35 Posts: 2,775	lol! thats funny, arvon! [img]smile.gif[/img]

04-23-2002, 02:34 PM	#4
TheThing Banned User Join Date: March 17, 2002 Location: shadow Posts: 246	true [img]smile.gif[/img]

04-23-2002, 04:27 PM	#10
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	true... very... very true... __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

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