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Old 10-29-2001, 10:47 AM   #1
Arvon
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Newest Computer Viruses

CHECK YOUR COMPUTER FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES:

LEWINSKY VIRUS - sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e - mails everyone about what it did.

MIKE TYSON VIRUS - quits after one byte

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - your 300mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100mb and then slowly expands to 200mb.

DR. JACK KEVORKAIN VIRUS - deletes all old files.

ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS - you can no longer insert disks into your computer.

TITANIC VIRUS - your whole computer goes down.

DISNEY VIRUS - everything in your computer goes Goofey.

PROZAC VIRUS - screws up your ram, but your processer doesn't care.

JOEY BUTTAFUCCO VIRUS - only attacks minor files.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - terminates some files, leaves, but it'll be back.

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS - turns your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy.

VIAGRA VIRUS - turns your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive.


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Old 10-29-2001, 11:04 AM   #2
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Lol!!
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Old 10-29-2001, 11:07 AM   #3
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LOL very funny !! BTW im not american and i got them all except the Degeneres and Buttafucco ones, i think that the rest of the people are very well known everywhere

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Old 10-29-2001, 11:10 AM   #4
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Originally posted by Ertai_OHF:
LOL very funny !! BTW im not american and i got them all except the Degeneres and Buttafucco ones, i think that the rest of the people are very well known everywhere

Good I don't know how much of the general news gets to other parts of the world. Thanks for the info.

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