07-22-2004, 09:38 AM | #1 |
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The Perfect Evening
Jenny's husband, Charley, was a male chauvinist. Even though they both worked full-time, he never helped around the house. Housework was woman's work! But one evening Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished - something's up. It turns out that Charley had read an article that said wives who worked full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex. The night went well and the next day she told her office friends all about it. "We had a great dinner. Charley even cleaned up. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put everything away. I really enjoyed the evening." "But what about afterward?" asked her friends. "Oh, that was perfect too. Charley was too tired!"
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07-22-2004, 09:39 AM | #2 |
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now you guys get it? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
[ 07-22-2004, 09:40 AM: Message edited by: Stormymystic ]
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07-22-2004, 10:20 AM | #3 |
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LOL
Stormy the penny just dropped [ 07-22-2004, 10:20 AM: Message edited by: wellard ]
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07-22-2004, 01:48 PM | #4 |
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Nice [img]smile.gif[/img]
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07-22-2004, 02:04 PM | #5 |
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LOL, I'll remember those as words of wisdom.
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07-22-2004, 04:15 PM | #6 |
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hahaha good 1
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07-22-2004, 06:28 PM | #7 |
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Pretty good, Arvon. But I have never been *that* tired.
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Quote:
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It means he just figured it out [img]smile.gif[/img]
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