The Aelia and Davros Aussie Sports Thread - Page 13

Glorfindel · 01-28-2002, 06:15 AM

[img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] Last night was a most Sad, Sad night for us Australians.... with the Kiwis losing to SA.... Wat is the world coming 2....I reserectuded (which I cant spell obviously) just so that all us poor Aussie can turn to something else in sport now that our champion Australian Cricket team (In test matches) Lost to the Kiwis.... TWICE [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] and then the Kiwis lost to SA [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] It just seems we were having a bit of a bad spell 4 cricket....... and 1 last [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]

Mouse · 01-28-2002, 04:36 PM

It is soooo sad to see how the mighty have fallen. Even your cricketers sledging is now ineffective. Witness this incident recently reported in "Scotland on Sunday" (a quality Sunday paper)

The most famous sledgers in the world came off second best on a recent trip to southern Africa. Eddo Brandes, the portly and ancient Zimbabwean, was facing a fired-up Glenn McGrath. When the batsman nicked the Aussie paceman over the slips for four, then hit the next delivery through the covers for four more, McGrath (as he does) glared at the batsman.

"Hey Brandes" he said "Why are you so fat?"

Brandes just looked at the Aussie. "Because every time I f**k your wife she gives me a biscuit" he replied.

Even the Aussies were reduced to tears of laughter [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Davros · 01-28-2002, 05:02 PM

LOL, good one Mouse, although it looks like the names have been changed to protect the innocent. It's been many years since McGrath was in Zimbabwe

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Glorfindel · 01-28-2002, 07:36 PM

LMAO!!!! Thats funny.... though it of course wouldnt be..... uhh.... anything any of us australians would do [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Scholarcs · 01-29-2002, 02:05 AM

Well the aussies have lost to NZ THREE TIMES!!! in the competition so far, can we do it again tonight? I hope so, then we secure a place in the final.

Davros · 02-01-2002, 05:31 AM

And the good news is that a strange quirk of fate has handed me a prime ticket in a corporate box to go see the sold out Australia V South Africa game at the WACCA on Sunday. Hope to relate a wonderful tale of Aussie qualification for the cup final come Sunday night

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01-28-2002, 04:36 PM	#122
Mouse Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,788	It is soooo sad to see how the mighty have fallen. Even your cricketers sledging is now ineffective. Witness this incident recently reported in "Scotland on Sunday" (a quality Sunday paper) The most famous sledgers in the world came off second best on a recent trip to southern Africa. Eddo Brandes, the portly and ancient Zimbabwean, was facing a fired-up Glenn McGrath. When the batsman nicked the Aussie paceman over the slips for four, then hit the next delivery through the covers for four more, McGrath (as he does) glared at the batsman. "Hey Brandes" he said "Why are you so fat?" Brandes just looked at the Aussie. "Because every time I f**k your wife she gives me a biscuit" he replied. Even the Aussies were reduced to tears of laughter [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] __________________ Regards Mouse (Occasional crooner and all round friendly Scottish rodent)

01-28-2002, 05:02 PM	#123
Davros Takhisis Follower Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Mandurah, West Australia Age: 60 Posts: 5,073	LOL, good one Mouse, although it looks like the names have been changed to protect the innocent. It's been many years since McGrath was in Zimbabwe . __________________ Davros was right - just ask JD

01-29-2002, 02:05 AM	#125
Scholarcs Red Dragon Join Date: December 5, 2001 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Age: 38 Posts: 1,557	Well the aussies have lost to NZ THREE TIMES!!! in the competition so far, can we do it again tonight? I hope so, then we secure a place in the final. __________________ <br />\"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five\" - Groucho Marx<br />Member of the ORT Clan. <br />\"Some birds are not meant to be caged because their feathers are too bright\"<br />Ma bouche sera la bouche des malheurs qui n\'ont point de bouche, ma voix, la liberté de celles qui s\'affaissent au cachot du désespoir. - Aimé Césaire<br />La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l\'on n\'a pas ri. - Sébastien Roch Nicolas

02-01-2002, 05:31 AM	#126
Davros Takhisis Follower Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Mandurah, West Australia Age: 60 Posts: 5,073	And the good news is that a strange quirk of fate has handed me a prime ticket in a corporate box to go see the sold out Australia V South Africa game at the WACCA on Sunday. Hope to relate a wonderful tale of Aussie qualification for the cup final come Sunday night . __________________ Davros was right - just ask JD

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01-28-2002, 06:15 AM	#121
Glorfindel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 9, 2002 Location: Mt. Gambier, Australia Age: 36 Posts: 3,337	[img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] Last night was a most Sad, Sad night for us Australians.... with the Kiwis losing to SA.... Wat is the world coming 2....I reserectuded (which I cant spell obviously) just so that all us poor Aussie can turn to something else in sport now that our champion Australian Cricket team (In test matches) Lost to the Kiwis.... TWICE [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] and then the Kiwis lost to SA [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] It just seems we were having a bit of a bad spell 4 cricket....... and 1 last [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]

01-28-2002, 07:36 PM	#124
Glorfindel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 9, 2002 Location: Mt. Gambier, Australia Age: 36 Posts: 3,337	LMAO!!!! Thats funny.... though it of course wouldnt be..... uhh.... anything any of us australians would do [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

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