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Old 01-21-2005, 08:36 AM   #1
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got this from my email. its been awhile since i posted this kind of stuff.. cuz no one has forwarded me anymore of these jokes hehe

>>> > > TEACHER : Why are you late?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Because of the sign.
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : What sign?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go
>>>
>>> > Slow."
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math
>>>
>>> > sums on the floor?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using
>>>
>>> > tables!
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, how! do you spell "crocodile"?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : No, that's wrong
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how
>>>
>>> > I spell it!
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO"!!
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : What are you talking about?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
>>>

>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North
>>>
>>> > America.
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Here it is!
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered
>>>
>>>! > America?
>>>
>>> > > CLASS : Balgobin!
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we
>>>
>>> > have today that we
>>>
>>> > > didn't have ten years ago.
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Me!
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so
>>>
>>> > dirty?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground
>>>
>>> > than you are.
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?
>>>
>>> > > FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
>>>
>>> >
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card.
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by
>>>
>>> > biting insects?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Don't bite any.
>>>
>>> > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> >
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting
>>>
>>> > with "I".
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : I is...
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of
>>>
>>> > the alphabet."
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > ! > TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of
>>>
>>> > COINCIDENCE?"
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married
>>>
>>> > on the same day, same
>>>
>>> > > time."
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down
>>>
>>> > his father's Cherry
>>>
>>> > > tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know
>>>
>>> > why his father didn't
>>>
>>> > > punish him?"
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in
>>>
>>> > his hand?"
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
>>>
>>> > > FA! THER : No. Why do you ask that?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy
>>>
>>> > then?
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > > ***** TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you
>>>
>>> > are wearing, one is green
>>>
>>> > and
>>>
>>> > > one is blue with red spots!
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got
>>>
>>> > another pair just like that
>>>
>>> > > at home.
>>>
>>> > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
>>>
>>> > donkey and stopped
>>>
>>> > > him, what virtue would I be showing?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Brotherly love?
>>>

>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you
>>>
>>> > say prayers before
>>>
>>> > > eating?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a
>>>
>>> > good cook.
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog"
>>>
>>> > is exactly the same as
>>>
>>> > > your brother's. Did you copy his?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
>>>
>>> > > *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
>>>
>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on
>>>
>>> > talking when people are
>>>
>>> > > no longer interested?

>>> > > BALGOBIN : A teacher

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two of them cracks me up.. they are in bold text
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Old 01-21-2005, 09:21 AM   #2
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I love it! I find it hilarious... oh no.
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Old 01-21-2005, 01:46 PM   #3
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heard them all, i tihnk i got that forwarded to me few months back XD,

pretty funny to read them once again tho XD
 
Old 01-21-2005, 02:37 PM   #4
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Great! Was the "mummy" one just a play on the word "mommy?"
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Old 01-21-2005, 02:44 PM   #5
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in England and a few other countries, they say mummy instead of mommy, or mum instead of mom.
those were pretty funny, reminds me of when I was in school

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Old 01-21-2005, 06:07 PM   #6
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SOrry to but into this thread, the jokes really cracked me up
But the one about mummy made me think about another thread that had a lot of those word jokes in it. YOu know, when you say something, you mean one thing, but it can mean a whole different something! Anyone remember that thread and can you post the link here? Like this one: in a poolhouse(meaning biljarts), you have a lot of cues. (meaning cue-stick)
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Old 01-21-2005, 07:20 PM   #7
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Quote:
Originally posted by Harkoliar:
got this from my email. its been awhile since i posted this kind of stuff.. cuz no one has forwarded me anymore of these jokes hehe

>>> > >
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO"!!
>>>
>>> > > TEACHER : What are you talking about?
>>>
>>> > > BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
>>>

>>> > >
If only you had posted this one a month ago. Then I might have figured out that puzzle
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Old 01-23-2005, 06:34 PM   #8
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dron_Cah:
Great! Was the "mummy" one just a play on the word "mommy?"
If this wasn't such a friendly place I might've snapped at a comment like that.
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Old 01-23-2005, 07:32 PM   #9
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I quite enjoyed the last one. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 01-23-2005, 07:51 PM   #10
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