Lord Calaethis' , Lady Kaltia's wedding Photos - Page 4

Kaltia · 10-14-2002, 05:41 AM

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Originally posted by Calaethis Dragonsbane:
*mutters darkly about terms of agreement... mutters even more darkly about pervy Captains of personal bodyguards...* Very well dear, he may have oour permission, for the moment...of course, when he takes a pic of u in the bathroom... dont say I didnt tell you so. [img]tongue.gif[/img] of course, he might not live that long [img]tongue.gif[/img] j/k

*everyone on IW hears a scream from the virtual bathroom of the hotel and whacky runs out clutching his camera, an expression of terror on his face. A shower fitting follows him out then Kaltia comes to the doorway (WRAPPED IN A TOWEL, OKAY!) looking like murder is on her mind*
Fine, Calaethis, you were right. Yeah, I suggest a secondary wedding too. I'll need 'Ratio to make sure LS can't get in again [img]tongue.gif[/img] (Unless Legolas can keep him on a leash

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Calaethis Dragonsbane · 10-14-2002, 05:44 AM

*pulls murderous wife back inside, kisses her and emerges a couple of moments later* WHACKY! [img]tongue.gif[/img] *grins, and throws er, I cant throw a knife? not at my own bodyguard... er... throws Kats wedding ring insted [img]tongue.gif[/img] a niec sharp spikey one...* *snigger*

Legolas · 10-14-2002, 05:48 AM

I gave up on LS long ago, he makes for a lousy slave. IIRC, I donated him to Lennon

A second wedding sounds like a good idea though, how very romantic of Calaethis to offer to renew the vow

Kaltia · 10-14-2002, 05:52 AM

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Originally posted by Calaethis Dragonsbane:
*pulls murderous wife back inside, kisses her and emerges a couple of moments later* WHACKY! [img]tongue.gif[/img] *grins, and throws er, I cant throw a knife? not at my own bodyguard... er... throws Kats wedding ring insted [img]tongue.gif[/img] a niec sharp spikey one...* *snigger*

RING? I believe you got me a wedding sword! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 10-14-2002, 05:55 AM

rommantic? do you know what its liked being in chat while everyone talking? [img]tongue.gif[/img] lololol, (shh dear kat, the sword well, they're not supposed to know about that, your "daddy" might spank you... after all, sharp pointy objects arnt really what you should be playing with

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Kaltia · 10-14-2002, 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by Calaethis Dragonsbane:
rommantic? do you know what its liked being in chat while everyone talking? [img]tongue.gif[/img] lololol, (shh dear kat, the sword well, they're not supposed to know about that, your "daddy" might spank you... after all, sharp pointy objects arnt really what you should be playing with )

Which leaves you perfectly fine.

Whacky, as for the reason Calthy used a different bed on our wedding night was because "He didn't feel like it" which means I think that he has a really small trouser sn-*Calaethis claps hand over her mouth*Mmmph!

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 10-14-2002, 12:02 PM

*stares daggers at Kat and half considers suiside...* Now kat, that just isnt true, and you KNOW it... to be perfectly honest *evil grin* I dont actually find you attractive, and I was forced into this by you, Nessy, Att... and the rest of em. Sorry to break it to you this way gal, but ya know... its easier then saying "We have to talk". *cough, you DO realise I was joking right? huh? That was for teh sharp pointy object post I take it, "dear". Implying all those lies...*

[ 10-14-2002, 12:03 PM: Message edited by: Calaethis Dragonsbane ]

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 10-14-2002, 12:34 PM

So how do you like our first argument as a "married couple" dear?

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

WillowIX · 10-14-2002, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by Kaltia:
Calaethis, dear, I gave whacky permission to damn well take pictures-but not in the bedroom. it's alright anyway 'cos he got the wrong room and ended up taking a picture of willow getting undressed *pauses for willow to beat the crap out of whacky* then to top it off ran off with Superminno's cape and tights (Burn him. I'll hold him down while Moni and WIllow maim him with monkey wrenches)

No need to pound whacky. Seing me undress probably maimed him for life

But Kaltia, if you and CD slept in different rooms; what was the commotion I heard from your honeymoon suite? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 10-14-2002, 05:07 PM

ah that willow... that was probably whacky... getting an "object lesson" on what happens if one creeps up on me at night... [img]tongue.gif[/img] or it could have been whacky trying to take his pics of kat in the bathroom... that always annoys her

or so I hear [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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10-14-2002, 05:44 AM	#32
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	pulls murderous wife back inside, kisses her and emerges a couple of moments later WHACKY! [img]tongue.gif[/img] grins, and throws er, I cant throw a knife? not at my own bodyguard... er... throws Kats wedding ring insted [img]tongue.gif[/img] a niec sharp spikey one... snigger

10-14-2002, 05:48 AM	#33
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 39 Posts: 5,459	I gave up on LS long ago, he makes for a lousy slave. IIRC, I donated him to Lennon A second wedding sounds like a good idea though, how very romantic of Calaethis to offer to renew the vow

10-14-2002, 05:55 AM	#35
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	rommantic? do you know what its liked being in chat while everyone talking? [img]tongue.gif[/img] lololol, (shh dear kat, the sword well, they're not supposed to know about that, your "daddy" might spank you... after all, sharp pointy objects arnt really what you should be playing with )

10-14-2002, 12:02 PM	#37
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	stares daggers at Kat and half considers suiside... Now kat, that just isnt true, and you KNOW it... to be perfectly honest evil grin I dont actually find you attractive, and I was forced into this by you, Nessy, Att... and the rest of em. Sorry to break it to you this way gal, but ya know... its easier then saying "We have to talk". cough, you DO realise I was joking right? huh? That was for teh sharp pointy object post I take it, "dear". Implying all those lies... [ 10-14-2002, 12:03 PM: Message edited by: Calaethis Dragonsbane ]

10-14-2002, 12:34 PM	#38
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	So how do you like our first argument as a "married couple" dear? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

10-14-2002, 05:07 PM	#40
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	ah that willow... that was probably whacky... getting an "object lesson" on what happens if one creeps up on me at night... [img]tongue.gif[/img] or it could have been whacky trying to take his pics of kat in the bathroom... that always annoys her or so I hear [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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