Here's a really stupid question...for debate. - Page 4

Sigmar · 02-17-2002, 04:24 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:

Curse that confusing bird, why I ought to whip out a shotgun and blast him down in an explosion of kangaroo dropping hue feathers!!!

Hey ease up with the kangaroos already

, some other people want to use them you know

.

Talthyr Malkaviel · 02-17-2002, 04:31 PM

No no no, you mistake me, I am not referring to kangaroos, merely a vastly speckled bird of sensibilty whose feathers are the hue of kangaroo droppings.

Downunda · 02-17-2002, 04:31 PM

quote:
Originally posted by slackerboy:
you see, these discussions go on forever when we ask the wrong questions
what we should ask is:
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does anybody care?
this can be applied to all such questions.
the answer i believe would typically be- no.

Nnnooooooooo! This is what the smilies want you to think!

!DO NOT BE SUCKED IN!

Akar Kessel · 02-17-2002, 04:49 PM

No they go to sleep!!

Larry_OHF · 02-17-2002, 05:08 PM

If a man speaks alone in a forest where no woman can hear...is he still wrong?

Akar Kessel · 02-17-2002, 05:10 PM

LOL good one

Talthyr Malkaviel · 02-17-2002, 05:13 PM

Yes, because it is widely known that all men who go into forests and make a statement are idiots, and have a naturally lower IQ than the normal city dwelling, household complaining male.

/)eathKiller · 02-17-2002, 05:38 PM

The real question is:

"If you get bitchslapped by a kangaroo and you're the only one around, did you really get bitchslapped?"

Talthyr Malkaviel · 02-17-2002, 05:43 PM

quote:
Originally posted by /)eathKiller:

The real question is:
"If you get bitchslapped by a kangaroo and you're the only one around, did you really get bitchslapped?"

The answer to this one is no.. you see kangaroos only exist as a figment of the universes collective imagination.
So if you are the only person there, the kangaroo didn't really bitch slap you, it was merely you imagining it bitch slapping you, therefore deviating from the collective imagination as noone else is there to regulate it's actions.

02-17-2002, 04:24 PM	#31
Sigmar Unicorn Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: N/a Posts: 4,222	quote: Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel: Curse that confusing bird, why I ought to whip out a shotgun and blast him down in an explosion of kangaroo dropping hue feathers!!! Hey ease up with the kangaroos already , some other people want to use them you know .

02-17-2002, 04:31 PM	#32
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 37 Posts: 3,224	No no no, you mistake me, I am not referring to kangaroos, merely a vastly speckled bird of sensibilty whose feathers are the hue of kangaroo droppings. __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

02-17-2002, 04:31 PM	#33
Downunda Set - Egyptian God of Chaos Join Date: January 7, 2002 Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Age: 45 Posts: 2,975	quote: Originally posted by slackerboy: you see, these discussions go on forever when we ask the wrong questions what we should ask is: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does anybody care? this can be applied to all such questions. the answer i believe would typically be- no. Nnnooooooooo! This is what the smilies want you to think! !DO NOT BE SUCKED IN! __________________ \"Doing stuff is overrated, like Hitler, he did lots of stuff, but doesn\'t everybody wish he\'d just stayed at home and smoked pot?!?\"

02-17-2002, 04:49 PM	#34
Akar Kessel The Magister Join Date: February 15, 2002 Location: Illinois Posts: 114	No they go to sleep!! __________________ You seek the sights that only your memory can see.<br /><br /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[1druid]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/1druid.gif\" /> <br /><br />The most powerful in Menzoberranzanspend their days watching over their shoulders, defending against the daggers that would find their backs. Their deaths usually come from the front.<br />-Drizzt Do\'Urden

02-17-2002, 05:10 PM	#36
Akar Kessel The Magister Join Date: February 15, 2002 Location: Illinois Posts: 114	LOL good one __________________ You seek the sights that only your memory can see.<br /><br /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[1druid]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/1druid.gif\" /> <br /><br />The most powerful in Menzoberranzanspend their days watching over their shoulders, defending against the daggers that would find their backs. Their deaths usually come from the front.<br />-Drizzt Do\'Urden

02-17-2002, 05:08 PM	#35
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	If a man speaks alone in a forest where no woman can hear...is he still wrong?

02-17-2002, 05:13 PM	#37
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 37 Posts: 3,224	Yes, because it is widely known that all men who go into forests and make a statement are idiots, and have a naturally lower IQ than the normal city dwelling, household complaining male. __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

02-17-2002, 05:38 PM	#38
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	The real question is: "If you get bitchslapped by a kangaroo and you're the only one around, did you really get bitchslapped?" __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

02-17-2002, 05:43 PM	#39
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 37 Posts: 3,224	quote: Originally posted by /)eathKiller: The real question is: "If you get bitchslapped by a kangaroo and you're the only one around, did you really get bitchslapped?" The answer to this one is no.. you see kangaroos only exist as a figment of the universes collective imagination. So if you are the only person there, the kangaroo didn't really bitch slap you, it was merely you imagining it bitch slapping you, therefore deviating from the collective imagination as noone else is there to regulate it's actions. __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

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