Cloudy's Cafe, a conversation zone, 2-6-03

[WillowIX]

Originally posted by Attalus: Teasing Timber Day! Who knows, it might catch on, with enough commercial tie-ins. I can see it now, Teasing Timber cards, decorated Pricking Timber Around cactuses, and women making their significant others feel guilty for not buying them a proper Teasing Timber Day gift.

ROTFL Attalus! And celebrate with a nice Teasing Timber Turkey. And Timber´s favorite Teasing Timber Day gift, the Tesaing Timber Trustfond of course! LOL! BTW, I see you finally made it to the new cafe. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Kaltia]

Originally posted by Horatio: Dammit, i forgot to get a Teasing Timber Tree

I have one you can borrow...it's made of felt....

[WillowIX]

Originally posted by Timber Loftis: Lucky No. 7 post - yeah!!!!

Hi Timber! Lucky 7? I get it to Lucky 11. [img]tongue.gif[/img] What are your thoughts about this new craze, Teasing Timber Day?

Edit: 9?!? Count again! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 02-06-2003, 02:36 PM: Message edited by: WillowIX ]

[Attalus]

Originally posted by WillowIX: BTW, I see you finally made it to the new cafe. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Hey, I spent a long time writing that post. Galadria called me to come check the TV, and I proved that the cable was broken. No fair, double-temaing!

[ 02-06-2003, 02:37 PM: Message edited by: Attalus ]

[WillowIX]

Originally posted by Attalus: Hey, I spent a long time writing that post. Galadria called me to come check the TV, and I proved that the cable was broken. No fair, double-temaing!

The cable is broken? No wonder you are confused. Remember, take deep, calm breaths and try not to panic. Hyperventilating will do you no good! [img]graemlins/blueblink.gif[/img] LOL!

[Timber Loftis]

Did Attalus call me a prick???

Okay, on Teasing Timber Day:
NO MEAT - bring a stuffed Tofurkey or something
NO TREES - felt made out of trees is just too.... flammable
And, oh yeah, lastly but not least:

In order to celebrate Teasing Timber Day (TTD, not to be confused with TDD), you must fill out forms 254-6.ATTY, 1020-EPA, and 0U812. Form 0U812 can be obtained by sending a letter to: TTD fund, PO Box 4328, 9th Lower Floor, Hades 60666. Sorry, volume of requests prevent us from accepting fax or email orders. Be sure to include your $300.00 Celebrate Timber non-refundable annual fee made payable to "Timber for President." For more information go online at www.timberforpresident.org.

This offer is void in all states where prohibited by law. TTD and timberforpresident.org are registered 301C tax-exempt non-profits and as such are secretive as hell, so don't try to send us a damned FOIA. All rights reserves, all wrongs reversed, and up with going down.

Timber for President (TM)

[Night Stalker]

ROTFLLAO!!! [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

Teasing Timber Day! I amost burst out loud here ... not fair! I'm at work in a quiet boring cube farm! My cheeks from biting them! Where do I get a Timber Tree?

[Kaltia]

Timber Loftis Teasing Day (C)

Okay, on Timber Loftis Teasing Day:
MEAT - bring a stuffed Turkey or something
TREES - felt made out of trees is just too.... cool.
And, oh yeah, lastly but not least:
VOTE KALTIA FOR PRESIDENT!

Originally posted by Timber Loftis: Okay, on Teasing Timber Day: NO MEAT - bring a stuffed Tofurkey or something NO TREES - felt made out of trees is just too.... flammable And, oh yeah, lastly but not least:

[ 02-06-2003, 02:47 PM: Message edited by: Kaltia ]

[wellard]

15 posts in 15 mins

The cafe is very busy today!

[Night Stalker]

Originally posted by Timber Loftis: All rights reserves, all wrongs reversed, and up with going down. Timber for President (TM)

I REFUSE to go down while you are going up! [img]tongue.gif[/img] BACK! [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img]