Should Have Known

[John D Harris]

According to the Alaska Department
of Fish and Game, while both male and
female reindeer grow antlers in
the summer each year (the only members of
the deer family, Cervidae, to
have females do so), male reindeer drop
their
antlers at the
beginning of winter, usually late November to EARLY
December.
Female
reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth
in the
spring.
Therefore, according to every historical rendition
depicting
Santa's

reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolf to
Blitzen... had to be
a
girl. We should've known. Only women would be able to
drag a fat man
in a
red velvet suit all around the world in one night, and
not get
lost.


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