How does the Hulk keep his pants on?

Finn · 07-03-2003, 12:09 AM

Okay, I must admit, this topic is totally inane and frivolous but its been bugging me for quite some time now. Just how does he keep his pants on? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

When Bruce Banner transforms into the Hulk, his shirt, sleeves and part of his pants rip off but the part that covers his shall we say "groin" and thigh area remain intact. Even when he balloons up to 15 feet in height, not a rip, not even a loose seem.

Behold, the amazing expandable/stretching pants! Did he borrow them from Reed Richards perhaps??

Okay, they probalby had to keep them on, lest we have a naked "Jolly Green Giant" running around the screen much to the chagrin of parents everywhere. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[ 07-03-2003, 12:17 AM: Message edited by: Finn ]

shadowhound · 07-03-2003, 01:19 AM

This should probably be in the Film, Books and Tv section...

Nanobyte · 07-03-2003, 01:47 AM

Who cares? As long as he keeps them on.. [img]graemlins/bootyshake.gif[/img]

Bloodstalker · 07-03-2003, 01:56 AM

Evidentally, the Hulk doesn't grow proportionally

Kakero · 07-03-2003, 02:24 AM

there's a joke oeverhere saying that " that part " don't grow together with the rest of the body. thus the pants don't get rip off.

Nanobyte · 07-03-2003, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
Evidentally, the Hulk doesn't grow proportionally

Quote:

Originally posted by Kakero:
there's a joke oeverhere saying that " that part " don't grow together with the rest of the body. thus the pants don't get rip off.

Recessive you say? [img]graemlins/laughsaywhat.gif[/img]

Sigmar · 07-03-2003, 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kakero:
there's a joke oeverhere saying that " that part " don't grow together with the rest of the body. thus the pants don't get rip off.

Hit the nail on the head there. When someone approached Stan Lee about it he said that the muscle mass increases dramtically in the concentrated parts of his body, the torso, legs and arms. The change in the groin region combined with the fact that Bruce "apparently" prefers "stretchy/loose" jeans wasn't great enough to warrant short breaking. Seriously!

Why was anyone complaining about this in the first place

Lets debate about serious things like why Wolverine likes sideburns!

andora20 · 07-03-2003, 11:51 AM

Quote: Why was anyone complaining about this in the first place Lets debate about serious things like why Wolverine likes sideburns!

Thats an easy one. If He is like me, (and it has been commented on!) He doesn't like to shave!!
Side burns are cool anyway. All the best people had them, Elvis, Wolverine, me! hehehe

Sir Kenyth · 07-03-2003, 01:23 PM

How does the Hulk keep his pants on?

Ummmmm.......She-Hulk has a headache?

Bloodstalker · 07-04-2003, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nanobyte:

quote:
Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
Evidentally, the Hulk doesn't grow proportionally

Quote:

Originally posted by Kakero:
there's a joke oeverhere saying that " that part " don't grow together with the rest of the body. thus the pants don't get rip off.

Recessive you say? [img]graemlins/laughsaywhat.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]I think is in the genes...so to speak

07-03-2003, 12:09 AM	#1
Finn The Magister Join Date: October 14, 2002 Location: Asia Age: 47 Posts: 139	Okay, I must admit, this topic is totally inane and frivolous but its been bugging me for quite some time now. Just how does he keep his pants on? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] When Bruce Banner transforms into the Hulk, his shirt, sleeves and part of his pants rip off but the part that covers his shall we say "groin" and thigh area remain intact. Even when he balloons up to 15 feet in height, not a rip, not even a loose seem. Behold, the amazing expandable/stretching pants! Did he borrow them from Reed Richards perhaps?? Okay, they probalby had to keep them on, lest we have a naked "Jolly Green Giant" running around the screen much to the chagrin of parents everywhere. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [ 07-03-2003, 12:17 AM: Message edited by: Finn ] __________________ <br /><br /> Finn\'s Animation Studios <br /> [url]\"http://www.geocities.com/fasfinn/\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.geocities.com/fasfinn/</a> <br /><br />Home of the 155mhz Pentium dinosaur.

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shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 37 Posts: 3,281	This should probably be in the Film, Books and Tv section... __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

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07-03-2003, 11:51 AM	#8
andora20 Manshoon Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Ireland Age: 46 Posts: 201	Quote: Why was anyone complaining about this in the first place Lets debate about serious things like why Wolverine likes sideburns! Thats an easy one. If He is like me, (and it has been commented on!) He doesn't like to shave!! Side burns are cool anyway. All the best people had them, Elvis, Wolverine, me! hehehe __________________ \"He looked right through me, with soniforous almond eyes, don\'t even know what that means, must remember to write it down\"

07-03-2003, 01:23 PM	#9
Sir Kenyth Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: somewhere Age: 54 Posts: 1,785	How does the Hulk keep his pants on? Ummmmm.......She-Hulk has a headache? __________________ Master Barbsman and wielder of the razor wit!<br /><br />There are dark angels among us. They present themselves in shining raiment but there is, in their hearts, the blackness of the abyss.

07-03-2003, 01:47 AM	#3
Nanobyte Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: NC Age: 38 Posts: 2,890	Who cares? As long as he keeps them on.. [img]graemlins/bootyshake.gif[/img]

07-03-2003, 02:24 AM	#5
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	there's a joke oeverhere saying that " that part " don't grow together with the rest of the body. thus the pants don't get rip off.

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