This is just plain bad...

Arvon · 01-22-2002, 03:46 PM

BROWN PAPER PETE
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a whisky. When the
bartender
delivers the drink, the cowboy asks, "Where is everybody?"
The
bartender replies, "They've gone to the hanging."
"Hanging? Who are
they hanging?" "Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied.
"What
kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asked. "Well," says
the
bartender. "He wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt,
brown
paper trousers and brown paper shoes." "How bizarre," said
the
cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?" "Rustling," said
the
bartender.

01-22-2002, 04:01 PM

LS looks at the joke, blinks a couple of times and bops Arvon over the head with a pumpkin

(don't worry, it was a ripe one)

catzenpewters · 01-22-2002, 04:02 PM

AAUUGGGHHHH that's awful

Barry the Sprout · 01-22-2002, 04:22 PM

That is the kind of joke that makes you feel glad you don't have to hear it more than once. Or in this case, read it more than once.

andora20 · 01-22-2002, 04:27 PM

If I was drunk I would probably have found it hillarious. Guess Ill have to read it again on Thursday morning

[ 01-22-2002: Message edited by: andora20 ]

01-22-2002, 04:28 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Arvon:
This is just plain bad...

Your words, not mine

fable · 01-22-2002, 05:19 PM

That pun is so bad that I shall remember to tell it to my sister-in-law, who uses such weapons on unsuspecting crowds and naive people from out-of-town.

Durwyn · 01-22-2002, 05:25 PM

Hmmm... Well then consider me a stupid Dwarf. I dont get it hehe [img]smile.gif[/img] .

Downunda · 01-22-2002, 05:34 PM

LOL

(at the replies, not the joke)

Lifetime · 01-23-2002, 04:06 AM

This is really funny in a stupid kinda way [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

*pelts Arvon with eggs, fully rotten!*

01-22-2002, 03:46 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	BROWN PAPER PETE A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a whisky. When the bartender delivers the drink, the cowboy asks, "Where is everybody?" The bartender replies, "They've gone to the hanging." "Hanging? Who are they hanging?" "Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied. "What kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asked. "Well," says the bartender. "He wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes." "How bizarre," said the cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?" "Rustling," said the bartender. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

01-22-2002, 04:22 PM	#4
Barry the Sprout White Dragon Join Date: October 19, 2001 Location: York, UK. Age: 41 Posts: 1,815	That is the kind of joke that makes you feel glad you don't have to hear it more than once. Or in this case, read it more than once. __________________ [img]\"http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/sproutman/certwist.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br /><br /><i>\"And the angels all pallid and wan,<br />Uprising, unveiling, affirm,<br />That the play is the tragedy, man,<br />And its hero the Conquerer Worm.\"</i><br /> - Edgar Allan Poe

01-22-2002, 04:27 PM	#5
andora20 Manshoon Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Ireland Age: 46 Posts: 201	If I was drunk I would probably have found it hillarious. Guess Ill have to read it again on Thursday morning [ 01-22-2002: Message edited by: andora20 ] __________________ \"He looked right through me, with soniforous almond eyes, don\'t even know what that means, must remember to write it down\"

01-22-2002, 04:28 PM	#6
Sorcerer Alex Guest Posts: n/a	quote: Originally posted by Arvon: This is just plain bad... Your words, not mine

01-22-2002, 05:25 PM	#8
Durwyn Elminster Join Date: January 4, 2002 Location: New York Posts: 415	Hmmm... Well then consider me a stupid Dwarf. I dont get it hehe [img]smile.gif[/img] . __________________ <b>-Durwyn Foehammer</b><p><i>\"Don\'t you go a-meddling with old stone or cold wights or prying in their houses, unless you be strong folk with hearts that never faulter.\"</i> - J.R.R. Tolkien

01-22-2002, 04:01 PM	#2
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	LS looks at the joke, blinks a couple of times and bops Arvon over the head with a pumpkin (don't worry, it was a ripe one)

01-22-2002, 04:02 PM	#3
catzenpewters Manshoon Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: Victoria, BC, Canada Age: 52 Posts: 204	AAUUGGGHHHH that's awful

01-22-2002, 05:19 PM	#7
fable Quintesson Join Date: March 17, 2001 Location: Where I am. Posts: 1,089	That pun is so bad that I shall remember to tell it to my sister-in-law, who uses such weapons on unsuspecting crowds and naive people from out-of-town.

01-22-2002, 05:34 PM	#9
Downunda Set - Egyptian God of Chaos Join Date: January 7, 2002 Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Age: 45 Posts: 2,975	LOL (at the replies, not the joke) __________________ \"Doing stuff is overrated, like Hitler, he did lots of stuff, but doesn\'t everybody wish he\'d just stayed at home and smoked pot?!?\"

01-23-2002, 04:06 AM	#10
Lifetime Red Dragon Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: Scotch College, Melbourne Posts: 1,503	This is really funny in a stupid kinda way [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] pelts Arvon with eggs, fully rotten! __________________ \'Cause its always raining in my head. Forget all the things I should have said..

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