New D&D playable race-Cats!

Stratos · 01-14-2004, 12:03 PM

An Aprils Fools joke, but quite fun.

Cat's as a PC race.

Enjoy.

Jaradu · 01-14-2004, 12:15 PM

LMAO! I wish that was a downloadable mod [img]smile.gif[/img]

Bozos of Bones · 01-14-2004, 12:17 PM

That's a laugh. Now I guess Ziroc has some information with which he can try to fight Choc's plans for world domination and damnation.

Raistlin Majere · 01-14-2004, 02:21 PM

Nice

Zuvio · 01-14-2004, 05:16 PM

Huh? Could have fooled me [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Larry_OHF · 01-14-2004, 08:50 PM

Well, at least we know what we're dealing with now.

T/-/alali · 01-14-2004, 08:54 PM

Hehe, I might actually use that...

wellard · 01-15-2004, 07:15 AM

Now that is funny [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

Dalamar Stormcrow · 01-17-2004, 11:00 PM

Here comes my half-feline cleric of Garfield! Sphere of Lasagna!

Pangur Ban · 01-21-2004, 07:04 AM

Funny stuff.

I think my kitty has already mastered most of these skills, but they did leave out this one ..

"Destroy object" ( Feline )

Prerequisite - Caster must not be declawed.
Time required - 2-6 weeks, depending on object size

Allows the cat to scratch, claw, mutilate,or otherwise ruin/destroy a large item of furniture, door, curtain, etc, but the accumulated damage will only be noticed by the companion human on the very last of the activity, thus allowing maximum time to sharpen claws, relieve boredom, etc, before the object has no further use to the cat, or is removed by the human.

Note: It is recommended that this activity be followed at once by "Writhe", "Interspecies Grace" and/or "Kitten's Cuteness" to avoid any chance of adverse reaction from the human when the damage is finally noticed.

[img]graemlins/cat3.gif[/img]

01-14-2004, 12:03 PM	#1
Stratos Vampire Join Date: January 29, 2003 Location: Sweden Age: 43 Posts: 3,888	An Aprils Fools joke, but quite fun. Cat's as a PC race. Enjoy. __________________ Nothing is impossible, it's just a matter of probability.

01-14-2004, 12:17 PM	#3
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 37 Posts: 4,679	That's a laugh. Now I guess Ziroc has some information with which he can try to fight Choc's plans for world domination and damnation. __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!

01-14-2004, 02:21 PM	#4
Raistlin Majere Ra Join Date: March 26, 2002 Location: Finland Age: 36 Posts: 2,323	Nice __________________ If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst forth at once in the sky, that would be like the splendor of the Mighty One. "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."

01-14-2004, 05:16 PM	#5
Zuvio Gold Dragon Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: Blessed are those who are not.... Age: 42 Posts: 2,556	Huh? Could have fooled me [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://img121.exs.cx/img121/4236/zuviodemonnoname2hf.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

01-14-2004, 08:54 PM	#7
T/-/alali Baaz Draconian Join Date: September 8, 2002 Location: Cornelius,NC Age: 36 Posts: 700	Hehe, I might actually use that... __________________ I am the Ferret king, master of the hordes, allied to Someguy\'s mighty pinguins, we will soon rule the world!

01-14-2004, 12:15 PM	#2
Jaradu Silver Dragon Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: Shrewsbury, England Age: 33 Posts: 1,635	LMAO! I wish that was a downloadable mod [img]smile.gif[/img]

01-14-2004, 08:50 PM	#6
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	Well, at least we know what we're dealing with now.

01-15-2004, 07:15 AM	#8
wellard Dracolisk Join Date: November 1, 2002 Location: Australia ..... G\'day! Posts: 6,123	Now that is funny [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] __________________ fossils - natures way of laughing at creationists for over 3 billion years

01-17-2004, 11:00 PM	#9
Dalamar Stormcrow Banned User Join Date: November 1, 2003 Location: My own little world Age: 33 Posts: 828	Here comes my half-feline cleric of Garfield! Sphere of Lasagna!

01-21-2004, 07:04 AM	#10
Pangur Ban Avatar Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 64 Posts: 569	Funny stuff. I think my kitty has already mastered most of these skills, but they did leave out this one .. "Destroy object" ( Feline ) Prerequisite - Caster must not be declawed. Time required - 2-6 weeks, depending on object size Allows the cat to scratch, claw, mutilate,or otherwise ruin/destroy a large item of furniture, door, curtain, etc, but the accumulated damage will only be noticed by the companion human on the very last of the activity, thus allowing maximum time to sharpen claws, relieve boredom, etc, before the object has no further use to the cat, or is removed by the human. Note: It is recommended that this activity be followed at once by "Writhe", "Interspecies Grace" and/or "Kitten's Cuteness" to avoid any chance of adverse reaction from the human when the damage is finally noticed. [img]graemlins/cat3.gif[/img] __________________ Not enough time to care ....

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