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07-15-2001, 07:38 AM
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I got these haiku about computers...
Your file was so big. It might be very useful. but now it is gone. The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist Chaos Reigns within. reflect, Repent, and reboot. Order shall return. Program Aborting Close all that you have worked on. You ask far to much. Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue screen of death. No one hears your screams. Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that. With Searching comes loss And the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found. The Tao that is seen is not the true Tao - until You bring fresh toner Stay the patient course. Of Little worth is your ire. The network is down. A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. You step in the stream, But the waster has moved on. This page is not here. Serious Error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen.Mind,Both are Blank. ------------------ Where Heroes are lost, Where now reigns the Shadowlord |
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07-15-2001, 09:08 AM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: March 2, 2001
Location: Birmingham, Alabama, USA
Age: 70
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I can identify with so many of these!!
------------------ Order of the Holy Flame Member of Clan HADB 
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07-15-2001, 09:13 AM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: March 12, 2001
Location: Manila, Philippines
Age: 39
Posts: 4,864
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that was hilarious... tragic it really does happen you know...
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07-15-2001, 09:50 AM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: March 17, 2001
Location: England
Posts: 1,160
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I like the one about reducing the computer to a stone.
It's as if a sage with this mighty long beard was actually sitting there chanting this little piece to you. "Ah my little children....listen to my wise words......your computer..."  ------------------    
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07-15-2001, 06:16 PM
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Emerald Dragon
 Join Date: March 2, 2001
Location: Tennessee, U.S.A.
Age: 74
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Love it. I laughed till my eyes watered. Thanks for posting that.
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