12-17-2004, 07:17 AM | #1 |
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Santa Clause - Chris Cringle - St. Nicholas - Para Noel
Are these the many names for an innocent old man who brings presents to children around the world...or are they the names of a serial holliday stalker - spying on your children? My evidence is as follows: The song "Santa Clause is Coming to Town" holds all the key evidence: "You better watch out" - That's a direct threat if I've ever seen one. "You better not cry" - Another threat "I'm telling you why" - Explanation of the threats "He's making a list, and checking it twice" - Has all his victims listed "Gonna’ find out who's naughty and nice" - Truly a sick individual "He sees you when you're sleeping" - Either through video surveillance or from his own eyes. Surveillance cameras have been found hidden in victims homes...we know they belong to him because they have tinsil wrapped around them - which seems to be his calling card. "He knows when you're awake" - Victims have claims of being followed by a older, fat man with a big white beard. "He knows if you've been bad or good" - A journal of the suspect was found containing detailed reports on his victims...this guy seems to enjoy commenting on everything the victim does throughout each day. "Santa Claus is coming to town" - Another threat, though is is encrypted, my sources tell me that his use of the word "town" actually means the victims home. So there you have it. The evidence is still coming in, but at this point, that's all I can reveal to the public. There have been no arrests so far; so all I can suggest is that everyone keeps their doors and windows locked and covered, buy a bug detector to check for any installed surveillance devices, and if you have a chimney, seal it off somehow!
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12-17-2004, 07:20 AM | #2 |
Drizzt Do'Urden
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LOL!!!! Nice one, Johnny
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12-17-2004, 08:01 AM | #3 |
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Hmmm personally, I think it's getting boring reading "jokes" about yet another thing that's meant to be innocent being concluded to actually be sleazy/corrupt etc. (Have read a few other jokes along these lines recently). Why do we always have to try and find something dodgy in every message? Cos we're sad people with nothing better to do...? Hmm, maybe [img]tongue.gif[/img]
not picking on you johnathan, [img]tongue.gif[/img] just generally saying, knowwhatI'msayin?
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12-17-2004, 08:04 AM | #4 |
Jack Burton
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I knew it!!!
Vaskez is the old guy in Johnny's post!!! And now he is trying to defend himself!!! I mean, how on earth did he know that Johnny's name was Johnothan!?!?!?! [img]tongue.gif[/img] |
12-17-2004, 08:06 AM | #5 |
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Yeah my white beard almost reaches the floor. Try looking at photos on Stealthy's, detective dip$hit [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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12-17-2004, 08:07 AM | #6 |
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I like it. *places bear-trap in the fireplace*
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12-17-2004, 08:08 AM | #7 |
Jack Burton
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How do I know that's really you in the photo's??? Hmmmm? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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12-17-2004, 08:24 AM | #8 |
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I was looking through there, and I found this [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img] I guess we now know the truth.... sorry, could not resist it
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I was going to do that, but you beat me to it!! |
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12-17-2004, 08:36 AM | #10 | |
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