It's Conker Night in the pub!

[Davros]

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaha - Roll on floor, laugh out load, wet pants . You sure showed her - gasping for air, Davros reaches up through paroxysms of guffaws to grab the mouse nad hit the send button.

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Ironworks Revolutionary Splitter wannabe
Founding Member, and General Demands Adviser of the O.R.T.

[Moiraine]

Donut, thanks to you, Sir Tainly agreed to teach us Conker when he comes visit here next December. So ... beware next year !

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The world is my oyster !

[Hayashi]

Anyone notice that the word "conkers" rhymes with the word "bonkers"??

Very good Fall game Donut. I guess putting your nuts on "the line" for a gallon of beer is worth it.

Long live the Aesculus hippocastanum!

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*\Conan/*

[This message has been edited by Conan (edited 10-18-2001).]

[Donut]

Originally posted by Conan: Very good Fall game Donut. I guess putting your nuts on "the line" for a gallon of beer is worth it. Long live the Aesculus hippocastanum!

Ouch - when you put it like that it starts to hurt.

I came, I saw, I got conkered!



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Save Chip - Don't let Sarah win!
Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas
Don't mention the score - I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it!

[rico]

hello everybody,
the little icon i have added looks like my conker last night as it was battered to destruction by my own doing. the not new barmaid just had a sturdy nut. each time i hit it i hurt my own conker. it was only a matter of time until i lost. depressed i was but relief came when food was passed around.
message to donut. she is extremely small the new barmaid isn't she? can't believe you lost.
hope all is well with everubody. this is probably another of my fleeting visits to cyberworld.
ricotta

[Talthyr Malkaviel]

tut tut neb someone wasn't listening
it's horse chestnuts you want, not chestnuts.
Oh, we Brits are just too different!

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Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB
and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T

Long live HADB!!!



'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger'

A whole gallon of beer? Gosh.... well, Donut 'ol pal, you know where to find me if you win! I'm sure you could use some.... 'assistance'

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Formidable Flirty Fishy Sorcerer of the HADB

[Sazerac]

Originally posted by Donut: In the first round I demolished my opponent. After 6 or 7 well placed bashes his conker was stripped from the string and slowly rolled across the floor. Calling out 'stamps' his conker was crushed beneath my heel. In the second round I was pitted against the new barmaid. It was her first night in the pub so I immediately set out to intimidate her 'Do you know who I am?' I boomed. She is about 4ft 10in tall so I deliberately towered over her (at 6ft 1) in an attempt to put the fear of god into her. I started well, with a few hefty blows, she managed to hit mine once. Then as I smahed her conker for the sixth time my own nut burst into very small pieces and I went away defeated, just managing to mutter 'well done' to my tiny opponent. Never mind - there's always next year!

A lucky finesse, no doubt!

Well, I'm burning with curiousity...how'd she do in the next round?

Cheers,




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[Donut]

Originally posted by rico: message to donut. she is extremely small the new barmaid isn't she? can't believe you lost. hope all is well with everubody. this is probably another of my fleeting visits to cyberworld. ricotta

A 'cheesy' reply rico. Yes, the new barmaid is small, but perfectly formed!

Saz, she was beaten in the next round. Four women entered and three of them reached the semi-finals. Male pride was salvaged though, the champion was a man.


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Save Chip - Don't let Sarah win!
Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas
Don't mention the score - I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it!