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Old 05-20-2001, 07:20 AM   #261
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i'd like ten tankards of evermeet ale for my hangover and enough beer to drown a water elemental . and i mean the real stuff. also whats my tab 'cos i might have to go to the "bank"*


*i mean by this go out and mug people

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Old 05-20-2001, 07:30 AM   #262
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i'd like ten tankards of evermeet ale for my hangover and enough beer to drown a water elemental . and i mean the real stuff. also whats my tab 'cos i might have to go to the "bank"*


*i mean by this go out and mug people

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Judging by the amount you drank you might want to mug a dragon. BTW, I do accept unwanted magic items as payment too (I give normal full price for them REGARDLESS of Reputation)
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Old 05-20-2001, 07:33 AM   #263
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Hearing that Evermeet ale is on sale for 60 gp a tankard Kivan immediately runs back to the bar, and orders 20 flagons of "Forever Ale"

He pays with 5 diamonds, and then demands to get his Vorpal Blade back.
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Old 05-20-2001, 07:39 AM   #264
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artemis says "damn i didn't want to do this" he pulls out a gem bag and tips 70 rogue stones on the counter and asks "is that enough of do you want more. i've got more".


(thats 350000 Gp in gems )

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Old 05-20-2001, 08:41 AM   #265
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OK, EVERYONE! I said I'd try to recreate the Evermeet Ale but without the ridiculous price stamp it has at the moment. I call this version "Forever Beer". I'm dishing out free samples at the moment. Evermeet retails at 200gp a tankard (180 here), but this one should not cost more than 60, and I think it's just as good).


Is it called forever beer because its forever making you puke?
Or does the hangover last for eternity?


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Old 05-20-2001, 08:55 AM   #266
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Ok, Kivan you get the sword back but keep it sheathed here or it melts!
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Blimey, Bruce. No need for that. You've got about 175 times the tab there
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I figure "Forever" was a pun on "Ever". Could always meen "Forever wanting more". I'm not sure about the hangovers. Only mortals get those, so you'll have to let me know

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Old 05-20-2001, 09:50 AM   #267
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"Ah, there we go. I feel much better after that bath. A lot seems to have gone on in this bar while I'm gone. Hi, I'm Draggor, fighter extraordinare. I bet you don't know many fighters that know a word like extraordinare. I've been around this baldurs gate block a few times which can get a bit confusing when I don't know what incarnation I am. Alright from now on I am the all conquering Draggor( who just happens to have been deleted off my hard drive and is back reliving past memories involving a bunch of Wolfweres and Baldurans ship.) Lots of new faces here though. Don't ruin the reputation of this place though. We should all get along together because...." Speech becomes muffled here as his underpants have been pulled over his head in the ultimate atomic wedgie.

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Old 05-20-2001, 10:04 AM   #268
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Hi all!
Melusine sure would like to try some of that Forever Ale! Lord Shield, please accept this pounch of Elven platinum coins as payment for the drinks and my lovely dress!
Hi Draggor...um...I'm sorry for that atomic wedgie ... I thought you were someone else...blush...sorry! But hey, look on the bright side: at least your pants were clean after that bath...would've been a lot worse if you still wore those you were wearing the entire previous month...

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Old 05-20-2001, 10:12 AM   #269
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Hey!!! I'm more hijenic than that thanks very much. Apology accepted. You seem to have scared off he of the psychotic tendencies who shall not be named. Maybe he suffocated on his own undies.

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Old 05-20-2001, 10:19 AM   #270
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After getting drunk(Once more ), Kivan picks up his Vorpal Blade and goes outside to slaughter some monsters.
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