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Old 08-31-2001, 01:50 AM   #81
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Originally posted by Liliara:
O.K., here goes!

There was a bear and a rabbit.

Now Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much and one day,
whilst they were walking through the woods they came across a golden frog.
The frog turned to them and said: "Ooh, I don't often meet anyone in these parts."
They were amazed that the frog had talked to them.
The golden frog admitted: "Mind you, when I do meet someone I always give them six wishes.
You can have three wishes each in this case.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females.
The frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared
immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr.. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish.
He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well,
and the frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed
on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes
that he could have had for himself

Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the
world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.
The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for
his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said: "I wish that
Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!


Am I in?

ROFL!!

Too funny, I think Yorrick will defaintly let you in after this one.

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Old 08-31-2001, 02:49 AM   #82
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*ahem*


I have been doing some research on hyenas (Yes I am that dedicated and bored )

and here is what I came up with, in a poemic style:


The Hyena, a mystic creature in the lands of the savannah.

Used in myth and legend, but it is all to real of a creature.

True to its clan, victious to its rival, the lion. It competes with the best of hunters.

In times of lean, it will go to extremes. Taking only what they need.

With its horrible yet enchanting laughter, gives the cue to its enemies to run with fright.

Heed these words, enemys of the hyenas, for the Crocuta crocuta, will take down your heard.

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So if in the forest look behind you, because that where the ranger is going to be

The ranger looked at the place out side of the elven town near the river, he looked near the rocks, then they showed the way to....

Grand-Jester of Laghing Hyenas

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Old 08-31-2001, 03:00 AM   #83
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forgot to add:
often found allying with Innocence Abused and Granny. When encountered, most effective opponent has been proved to be Furious Typer or grouped Lamers... so the extreme goes...

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Old 08-31-2001, 04:21 AM   #84
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What a funny thread this is turning into! Very entertaining. Liliara, you are most definitely one of our pack.



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I am the walrus!.... er, no hang on....

A fair dinkum laughing Hyena!
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Old 08-31-2001, 05:30 PM   #85
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COme on my fellow hyenas..What did we lose our Jovialness?

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So if in the forest look behind you, because that where the ranger is going to be

The ranger looked at the place out side of the elven town near the river, he looked near the rocks, then they showed the way to....

Grand-Jester of Laghing Hyenas
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