Plaguerizing an old thread...

Dirty Meg · 05-25-2004, 11:07 AM

Things NPCs would never say...

Aerie: 'If god had intended elves to fly he would have given them... oh yeah' (looks sad)
Jan: 'This reminds me of a time when... never mind, it's not important'
Jaheira: 'Bright Lights... Big city... And all that jazz...'
Haer'Dalis: 'I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum!' (Obscure reference)
Imoen: 'This time I think I'll save myself. Thanks for offering but I don't need rescuing'
Valygar: 'I put a spell on you... and now you're mine...'
Edwin: 'Take care of yourselves... and each other'

Raistlin Majere · 05-25-2004, 01:07 PM

"Jan: 'This reminds me of a time when... never mind, it's not important'"

LOL, thats a good one!

Lymond · 05-25-2004, 01:16 PM

Don't forget Korgan: "I've really enjoyed spending time with you guys. Let's go find more people we can help."

Jaradu · 05-25-2004, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raistlin Majere:
LOL, thats a good one!

I'll second that

It's the best one

Balintherlas · 05-25-2004, 02:10 PM

Cernd: I hate camping outdoors
Minsc:I think i just discovered the theory of relativity
Keldorn: Look at the jugs on that broad

Raistlin Majere · 05-25-2004, 03:19 PM

Jan:Im sick of turnips. I swear, if I ever see another turnip in my life, Im gonna become a law-abiding citizen!!

Edwin: Dont I look great in blue?!

Korgan: Can you pass the salad?

Aerie: Oh, dont be a coward! Its only a dragon...

Yoshimo: Hi, you probably dont know me, but...

Irenicus: Wanna pway wid dolls?

Keldorn: You really shouldnt waste our gold on charity...

Lord · 05-25-2004, 03:31 PM

Saemon Havarian: Hello friend, and how are you feeling since our last fiasco? I might as well tell you now that the men around us aren't here to help you...

Dirty Meg · 05-25-2004, 03:44 PM

My favourite of mine is the Aerie one.

Raistlin Majere - your Irenicus one is brilliant.

bjorn · 05-25-2004, 03:45 PM

Bohdi: I can't tell you more than you already know so let's just fight without delay.

Sythe · 05-25-2004, 04:22 PM

Viconia: Aerie you are brave as you're mature! I mayhap can learn a few lessons from you.

Cernd: I have my child in my hands once again. I think I should go back to the druid grove. And give him to the trolls as an offering.

Neeber&Noober: I will stop talking.

Mazzy: PATRICK!! *faces the shade lord* Can I join the club?

Minsc: OW! *grabs Boo and squishes him with his hands* Don't ever crawl there again!....Woops.

Minsc: And that is how I lost Dynaheir. I failed my oath.
Aerie: I am sad for you...hey! What if I become your witch!
Minsc: Really! Look Boo a new bitch! (A little crude I admit [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

Edwin to Jaheria: Can I join the Harpers?

Anomen: I LOVE DROW I LOVE DROW I LOVE DROW!!

[ 05-25-2004, 04:27 PM: Message edited by: Sythe ]

05-25-2004, 11:07 AM	#1
Dirty Meg Baaz Draconian Join Date: May 21, 2004 Location: Here, or there abouts. Age: 79 Posts: 703	Things NPCs would never say... Aerie: 'If god had intended elves to fly he would have given them... oh yeah' (looks sad) Jan: 'This reminds me of a time when... never mind, it's not important' Jaheira: 'Bright Lights... Big city... And all that jazz...' Haer'Dalis: 'I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum!' (Obscure reference) Imoen: 'This time I think I'll save myself. Thanks for offering but I don't need rescuing' Valygar: 'I put a spell on you... and now you're mine...' Edwin: 'Take care of yourselves... and each other' __________________ A stitch in time is worth two in the bush.

05-25-2004, 01:07 PM	#2
Raistlin Majere Ra Join Date: March 26, 2002 Location: Finland Age: 36 Posts: 2,323	"Jan: 'This reminds me of a time when... never mind, it's not important'" LOL, thats a good one! __________________ If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst forth at once in the sky, that would be like the splendor of the Mighty One. "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."

05-25-2004, 01:16 PM	#3
Lymond Manshoon Join Date: February 6, 2003 Location: Boston, MA Age: 55 Posts: 175	Don't forget Korgan: "I've really enjoyed spending time with you guys. Let's go find more people we can help." __________________ Hard work pays off in the long run. Laziness pays off right now.

05-25-2004, 02:10 PM	#5
Balintherlas Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 22, 2003 Location: Ohio, Go Tribe Age: 37 Posts: 1,131	Cernd: I hate camping outdoors Minsc:I think i just discovered the theory of relativity Keldorn: Look at the jugs on that broad __________________ Veni, Vidi, Vici

05-25-2004, 03:19 PM	#6
Raistlin Majere Ra Join Date: March 26, 2002 Location: Finland Age: 36 Posts: 2,323	Jan:Im sick of turnips. I swear, if I ever see another turnip in my life, Im gonna become a law-abiding citizen!! Edwin: Dont I look great in blue?! Korgan: Can you pass the salad? Aerie: Oh, dont be a coward! Its only a dragon... Yoshimo: Hi, you probably dont know me, but... Irenicus: Wanna pway wid dolls? Keldorn: You really shouldnt waste our gold on charity... __________________ If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst forth at once in the sky, that would be like the splendor of the Mighty One. "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."

05-25-2004, 03:31 PM	#7
Lord Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: June 3, 2003 Location: New York Age: 39 Posts: 3,302	Saemon Havarian: Hello friend, and how are you feeling since our last fiasco? I might as well tell you now that the men around us aren't here to help you... __________________ "You're a thief and a liar." "No, I only lied about being a thief."

05-25-2004, 03:44 PM	#8
Dirty Meg Baaz Draconian Join Date: May 21, 2004 Location: Here, or there abouts. Age: 79 Posts: 703	My favourite of mine is the Aerie one. Raistlin Majere - your Irenicus one is brilliant. __________________ A stitch in time is worth two in the bush.

05-25-2004, 03:45 PM	#9
bjorn Zhentarim Guard Join Date: December 19, 2003 Location: sweden Age: 38 Posts: 381	Bohdi: I can't tell you more than you already know so let's just fight without delay. __________________ [url]\"http://www.universalpoplab.com\" target=\"_blank\">Universal Poplab</a>

05-25-2004, 04:22 PM	#10
Sythe Ra Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: The US of A Age: 35 Posts: 2,365	Viconia: Aerie you are brave as you're mature! I mayhap can learn a few lessons from you. Cernd: I have my child in my hands once again. I think I should go back to the druid grove. And give him to the trolls as an offering. Neeber&Noober: I will stop talking. Mazzy: PATRICK!! faces the shade lord Can I join the club? Minsc: OW! grabs Boo and squishes him with his hands Don't ever crawl there again!....Woops. Minsc: And that is how I lost Dynaheir. I failed my oath. Aerie: I am sad for you...hey! What if I become your witch! Minsc: Really! Look Boo a new bitch! (A little crude I admit [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) Edwin to Jaheria: Can I join the Harpers? Anomen: I LOVE DROW I LOVE DROW I LOVE DROW!! [ 05-25-2004, 04:27 PM: Message edited by: Sythe ] __________________ Slythe is back! Back again! Haha! <br /><br />[url]\"http://imageshack.us\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/9928/130blood4ts.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

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