04-01-2003, 10:35 AM | #1 |
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US troops today stormed an Iraqi school and apprehended one of the teachers. He was named as Mohammed Al-Nashrouf a 6th Grade teacher at the Umm Hasiri Saddam school in Basra. When searched the 39 year old Al-Nashrouf was found to be in possesion of a protractor, a set square, two pairs of dividers, a calculator and a quantity of chalk.
A US Marine officer stated: “Here’s proof, if ever you wanted it, of George Bush’s assertion that Iraqis are in posession of weapons of maths instruction.”
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04-01-2003, 10:44 AM | #2 |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]
Too funny Donut!
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04-01-2003, 10:51 AM | #3 |
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Groooooooooaaaaaaaan.
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04-01-2003, 11:37 AM | #4 |
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*bangs head on desk* (Sorry TL....ya gotta do what you gotta do...)
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04-01-2003, 01:22 PM | #5 |
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Timber, I agree...
geez that was bad... |
04-01-2003, 04:18 PM | #6 |
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aha! the evidence have been found then. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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04-01-2003, 04:54 PM | #7 |
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It was obviously planted by American soldiers What would Saddam need with WMI, unless it's to teach everyone how to add up the number of bombs we're dropping on him?
[ 04-01-2003, 04:56 PM: Message edited by: Bardan the Slayer ]
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04-01-2003, 05:39 PM | #8 |
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Good thing you didn't post this in the war forum Donut, you probably would've gotten thrown out [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]
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04-01-2003, 06:48 PM | #9 |
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I think math is a weapons of mass destruction, after all, it causes most to fall asleep in class. Sadamm could try that, if he understood it.
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04-02-2003, 12:31 AM | #10 |
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arrrggggggg....... caluculus, statistics, accouting.. all in my head... sori but my finals is already next week and those are my tests... still.. got fooled there [img]smile.gif[/img]
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