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Old 06-21-2001, 04:35 PM   #181
Wah
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Quote:
Originally posted by Encard:
Bob the Red Dragon accidentaly stomps on Bill Gates. All that's left is bunch of bloody unidentifiable objects... Untill BIll Gates respawns! NOOOO!!!! However, Encard casts Virus Ray of Crashes at Bill Gates, who fails his svae and is destroyed. Then, Encard whispers something to Bob. Wah looks like a good candidate for *splat*ing... Bob raises his HUGE draconic foot...

.............Die! All of you! I have restored my powers and I have no more need of your interferance!

Kangaxx!! Remove these "nothings" away, and Melusine as well! We have been restored at their expense!

Wah: Imprisonment: Bob
Bob: Imprisoned

Face the powers of the level 9 spell imprisonment!




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Old 06-21-2001, 04:36 PM   #182
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However, Bob suddenly moves his foot and rips of Wah arm with his massive jaws. Take that, you little Archlich! THEN Bob stomps on Wah, crushing him into the ground! That's got to HURT! *wince*

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Old 06-21-2001, 04:36 PM   #183
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Bring it on, Arch Lich
Melusine pushes herself off the ceiling to gain memento, then gives Wah an atomic bungee wedgie before he can even say "Imprisonment"
To the attack!!!

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Old 06-21-2001, 04:37 PM   #184
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Walks into bar and is stunned by the craziness....men with underwear over their heads, barney-borgs and what are those...batteries....littering the floor, a huge dragon attempting to sqaush a lich.....perhaps I will come back later with a mop and bucket

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Old 06-21-2001, 04:40 PM   #185
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Speak when you're spoken to wise one....or face the Arch Lich's wrath.

Hmph!



And YOU too Lord Shield, Neb, Tiax and Melusine etc..........

COME HERE TO FACE MY WRATH!




"You dare to attempt to silence Tiax?!?!" shouts Tiax at Wah "Face MY wrath!" Tiax then casts Install Windows on Wah's brain which immediately crashes(through the floor) leaving Wah dead until his head can regenerate.

Neb decides to play a "small" prank on everybody by casting "Summon Swarm Of Shedding Cats" on the main area of the Bar, as soon as his spell is finished thousands of shedding cats swarm the area shedding on people's food and clothes and eating all of the tuna in the kitchen, their constant meowing also drives everyone except for Neb insane because he is wearing ear plugs and smiling evilly.

Kivan pockets the 1000 gold pieces which he won from Neb and walks upstairs to his room(Check the 3rd Bar thread).

Razzen is generally making a nuisance of himself by winning the bar patrons money in games of Poker.

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Old 06-21-2001, 04:41 PM   #186
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Oompah lumpa doopedy do ive got a puzzle for you, long time since I saw that film. So what are we butchering now or are we still getting to know people, damn this ordered society thing. Orcs arnt so bad by the way they bleed real good when you burst them.

Sigh spell imunity abjuration go away lich, im bored of this I could have been a contender garbage. Anyone have some mescaline. When did we get a pet dragon, I mean does it eat much and im sure it makes a hell of a mess. I suppose the eating thing isnt a problem with all the dead stuff, can I call it puff. Still what are we doing.



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Old 06-21-2001, 04:45 PM   #187
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Sorry, SkyDracGrrl, I'll welcome you properly aftre this current nonsense
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How can I corrupt Bill Gates? That's like peeing in the ocean to make it wet
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There was no expense for Wah's recovery. Lord Shield take s a long punt and boots Kangaxx's skull out the window towards the Borg cube
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A black-bladed scimitar appears in Lord Thought's hand and he slices through the minions - each one touched disappears screaming, The blade moves so fast you see where it WAS, not where it is NOW
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Bill Gates whomps Wah with Windows and causes him to involuntarily reboot in Safe Mode because it cannot find the screen driver

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Old 06-21-2001, 04:45 PM   #188
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Hey, Morididn, you can come and sit over here. I'm not crazy... yet. Give me a few more drinks and maybe I'll be as insane as the rest of them, but I'm sure that I'm still safe to talk to. Here, lemme grab you a beer.
Skye steals a beer from an unsuspecting patron, and offers it to Moridin, while chewing on a piece of steak that Mel had given her.
OOC- you guyz can refer to me as Skye- i realize the name i picked is a long one, but im usually refered to as skye by everyone else i know.

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Old 06-21-2001, 04:46 PM   #189
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I am immortal foolish ones!!

I shall have all you heads!!

Wah Cuts Off Neb's Head

And Here it is:



(Neb tries a restoration scroll - but it fails)

HAH! Wah continues to cast Melusine into a room full of singing erotic genies and ugly hobgoblins (he chuckles as she screams )

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Old 06-21-2001, 04:46 PM   #190
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Wah gets up when Bob lifts his foot, tries to gasp out an Imprisonment spell, but when he casts it, it turns on him, and creates a massive ball of flames that nurns right through him. As evryone looks at him, they notice that he has been squashed to a thickness of only about 1 1/2 cm. Everyone looks up as they hear Bob inhale, and they all run for cover. Wah tries to do the same, but he can not move fast enough any more, and massive, 1500 year old dragon breathes a huge blast of flame at him. When their vision clears from the brightness of the blast, all that they see is each other, Bob, and a pile of ahses.

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