Deport her to America!(proven to be false, but still funny anyway)

[Stormymystic]

recived this in my Email, we could really use her in this town....

The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles. The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: ' Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up. The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through. The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one." So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel. I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled. So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in. Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal. DEPORT HER TO AMERICA -- WE NEED HER!!!

[ 09-06-2004, 06:45 PM: Message edited by: Stormymystic ]

[Arledrian]

If there's one thing America doesn't need it's more "bite-us-and-we'll-bite-you-harder" people. That pretty much summarizes why there are so many problems in this country. That, and shooting someone's balls off is just a no-go. I mean, what is it with you people lately, posting stories of genital-mauling like there's no tomorrow? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Stormymystic]

hey, I am a woman, that is my privilage [img]tongue.gif[/img]


edit....geez I can not type today :/

[ 09-06-2004, 06:02 PM: Message edited by: Stormymystic ]

[aleph_null1]

You're a party pooper, Arledrian...

... though I'd recommend keeping away from the lawyer heaven that is the U.S. Here, she'd probably get 20-30 years and owe the rapists half a million dollars for the deed ...

... I can only hope that all the stories we hear about Australia being the last home of cowboy judges and old-fashioned 'hang 'em all' juries aren't overly exaggerated

[RevRuby]

hey i support it. i wish grandma's would do it for molestation and rape. everyone should have an 81yo who loves them so.

[Stormymystic]

Originally posted by RevRuby: hey i support it. i wish grandma's would do it for molestation and rape. everyone should have an 81yo who loves them so.

exactly [img]smile.gif[/img] I am glad she did it, it serves them right to have done something like that to an 18 year old girl. or to anyone for that matter!

[LordKathen]

I like it! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[Illumina Drathiran'ar]

I guess we'll find out if, in fact, no jury in the world would convict someone like that.

[Stratos]

While I don't condone her actions, this lady sure have balls, unlike the rapists.

[Stormymystic]

Originally posted by Stratos: While I don't condone her actions, this lady sure have balls, unlike the rapists.

not to sound bad, but I do condone her actions, it seems that the law has gotten lax in regards to rapist, and they get off way to easy. my mother as raped, and the cops did nothing about it! the guy got off scot free. the feelings that the girl will face for the rest of her life are alot harder to deal with than what the law would give them, this way as the old lady said, they will not be able to do this to anyone else....